Crazy bitches

yojimbo

yojimbo

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don't date them, don't even sleep with them. just a word of advice from a man who just escaped one. bitch tried to cut off my dick.
 
^well it didnt happen, but it almost happened. she did not succeed in cutting it off, she just came at me with a knife but obviously i'm a lot bigger than her and I grabbed her and took the knife but still. crazy bitches yo. watch out!
 
haha I meant pics of the attempt. Actually a vid would be much better.

If this is true its hilarious and you're one lucky man.
 
i trip we box up crazy bitches aiming guns in all my baby pictures

beef with housing police release scriptures thats maybe hitler's

yet im the mild, gettin money style, rollin foul

the versatile, honey stickin wild golden child
 
this is true, crazy bitches do equal crazy sex, she was wild! but heres the story anyways for all you folks who requested it.

So I've been planning to go visit my freinds down in nyc for a while now and i never told my girl about it till the night before I left and she was all pissed when i told her and freaked out so we argued about it for a good hour or two and finally we someone just ended up gettin' down y'know and so then when we're done i'm just laying there all naked and shit and she gets up to go to the bathroom like most girls do after sex and when she comes back i look up and she's holding a knife and smiling really scary like so i'm like what the fuck!? whats with the knife girl? and she's like "this is to make sure you don't fuck any girls while your in NY" and comes at me with it. so yeah. fucked up. but the whole reason she thought i was gonna fuck some girl in ny was cuz one time she just straight up left and went to one of her freinds schools without telling me and cheated on me so somehow her fucked up mind thought that because thats what she would do thats what I would do? anyways, i shoudl have got rid of her back when she cheated on me. well I did, but fucking she weasled her way back in with that crazy sex again and we got back together.
 
^Haha, glad to see you wrestled the knife away from her, I'll be damned if I'm ever injured by a woman, fuck that
 
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