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IrishDrink87

IrishDrink87

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so i got a new car a while ago, and i still dont have the plates yet. so i pull in my driveway and my neighbor whose like 60 years old walked in my garage and started getting all giddy at my car. but the thing is...i smoke squares, and i just had one before i pulled in. my mom doesnt know i smoke. BUT THIS FUCKING WOMAN! oh man, shes like 'let me smell the new car smell!!!' im like, 'well, i don-' then she opens the door and takes a fat wiff of the niccoteen and she looks at me, and says, 'its a lovely car' and walks away. the next day, my mom comes up to me and asks if i smoke. i felt like such a douche. i should slap that ho

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
run over her walker, that'll teach the old bitch

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
you smoke squares?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hahaha i hope i die young. old people suck.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
sounds rockin

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
What did you tell your mom?

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
um.....if you are going to die form smoking you're not going to die young.....you'll feel like you're going to die for a very very long time, and then you will.....when you're all stuck in a bed with an oxygen tank and craving squares. there is a reason people call them that, and that's cuz fucking losers smoke them. drop the habbit it's fuckin gross. unless you like smelling like shit. just remember ever time you light one up you're putting on a little bit more of your shit tainted perfume.

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
i just said i started recently, and im sorry. but theres nothing she can do about it.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
is that why theres a guy smoking a cig in your icon? what a fag. and very few people call them squares. hardly anyone knows what im talking about when i do. i got it from my ex you moron

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
yea that's a joint dumb ass, that's why his eyes are red. my god....you really are an idiot. and you jsut said you jsut started, why would you start something that's nasty like that. quit tryin got fit in and don't smoke, it's lame. (speaking from expirience bitch)

i caught a fuckin lung infection cuz of smoking cigs and felt like i was gonna die earlier this summer. nothing opens your eyes like not being able to take a breath. and if you think yea weed is jsut as bad, well yes it is bad....not jsut as bad, but bad...which is why i'm coming to a slow end with that. if you enjoy not breathing and not doing anything physical, including sex.....continue doing what you're doing baby....smoke you life away if it's worth that much to you. (not to mention on the east coast it's like $6 a pack.)

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
oh and tons of people form the east coast call cigs squares.....ahve you ever seen that movie 'dead presidents'....cigs are called squares in that, you moron.

in fact at the dorms in steamboat no one called them cigs....all 250 kids called them squares because of the east coast influence. so shut the fuck up, you know nothing, grow the fuck up!

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
ive never heard it called squares before my last boyfriend. and holy crap, youre fucking retarded. i said i told my mom that. ive been smoking since sophomore year. and personally, i think youre the last person who should be giving me a health speech. so mind your own business you queer, i was just saying it sucks that my mom knows now.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
did you jsut call me a queer? that just proves how old you are ya little skanky cum infested std pool. you've been smoking since you were a sophmore! what are you now? a junior?......oh my goodness a year! you're barkin up the wrong tree....you need to check you status. NS.com S.L.U.T.! no one here has any respect for you. you're a fake little skank who wants attention from anything, including 10 year old skier boys form around the world. you're so lonely and self absorbed, i bet you swallow your dogs cum in your spare time to feel good about yourself. as i said before; grow the fuck up then come back. as for right now, you're jsut digging yourself a hole deeper than your nasty cum bucket.

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 


oooo, you just got SERVED!

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
omg youre done.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
yea i am done making fun of you, time for work baby......think for about 24 hours....maybe you can come up with something better than 'you're re-tawded!'

god that makes you sound mentally challenged jsut saying that.

(i wish you guys could've seen the private message dis's that went on too......this girl proves time and time again that she is as dumb, if not dumber than dirt)

(i didn't wanna get too smart for ya, but that was an insult irish.)

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
and how old are you bitchassphatz? You may be older than her but telling from this little converstion you're not one bit more mature than her. I think you should grow up. And learn to spell 'just' right.

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
Pointing out peoples spelling is useless.

Its a lame ass thread with some stupid people arguing on it.

Thats about it.

 
especially when I just spelled conversation wrong... Oh well

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
eh fuck you, it was a good way to waste an hour before i had to goto work....she didn't have to start acting like a little bitch, but she did. and the only reason just is always spelled jsut in my post is cuz i hit that damn s key too fast with the lefty.......and from what i get out of it, you're retawded...

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
you should of never started irish, its a fucken terrible thing, i was supposed to quit on new years as my new years resolution, ive made a couple attempts that last like a night then i always find myself buying another pack without thinking and now im smoking almost a pack a day

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i quit them! it was crazy. i got down to one a day for like a month, but i HAD to have that one. i went for a vacation type thing to a state with cheap ones and smoked like a pack a day for a week or so. i got home from that like a month ago and havnt had one since. i lit one up a few days ago and tossed it after like 2 drags, i didnt ever want to smoke it. booya! but yeah, bitchass, get over it

 
she wasn't acting like a little bitch before you told her she smelled like shit. People tend to get a bit defensive over that kind of things. And yeah I am a retard but that's not the point, the point is that I'm sick of people, including some seemingly smart people, talking shit to Irish (or anyone for that matter) just because they think it makes them look cool. Even when she's trying to make intellectual conversation every now and then. So let her be, will you?

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

i just quit like a week ago after like half a winter or smoking..started cause it helped me relax before and after flying, cause i hate flying in the worst way..no real cravings for cigarettes, so thats always a plus

i swear though when i smoked, mostly during driving, i was never hungry..screw that atkins diet, go the cigarette diet, hahha

Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
 
dying young is where its at. Fuck Freedom 55, its all about the Dead 35 plan. who wants to be all old, shitting your pants, forgetting your glasses and the only thing you can drive is an electric wheelchair from your couch to your jumbo toilet with handrails.

----------------------

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
so why not be killed skiing?

and to the kid standing up for irish, shut up man. the facvt is people who smoke do smell like shit, sorry for stating the obvious. and i think you need to put down the picture of her ass and read what you'tr saying, respect irish, yeeeaaa right

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
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hot

tinkpigers
 
eh, why the hate? smoking is fucking nasty and does smell like shit, but whatever. to each his/her own.

___________________

- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
yea girls that look like guys are hot mommy......come on man, respect your penis, go for something that shows some t&a

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
i know i shouldnt have started smoking, but whatever. that was a long time ago...and i actually am planning on slowly stopping. but seriously bitchass, notice how ive stopped arguing with you? take a fucking hint. youre not worth my energy.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
I declare that bitchassphat wins because his argument was just plain awesome. Wow. You did get served

jibba jabba
 
cool...i really dont care. i think i said in one of the messages that i really dont give a shit who 'wins' or not, cause hes so worthless. OMG THE INTERNET! HE SAID I SMELLED! HOLY CRAP! what a cool guy

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
here's where irish fell apart. she made this post in an attempt to attack bitchass...

'is that why theres a guy smoking a cig in your icon? what a fag. and very few people call them squares. hardly anyone knows what im talking about when i do. i got it from my ex you moron'

the icon mishap indates her brain power, or lack thereof. then she tries to claim a common term as her own...a true sign of an attention whore. you lose, irishdrink.

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
im sorry, that i wasnt paying attention to his icon. im not going to sit here and study it to prove a point. i dont fucking care. thank you to those who stood up for me and realized what the point of this thread was. so getting back on topic...

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
back on topic, why would that lady do that? God if she was my neighbor I'd bring out the t.p. and eggs. Old tricks, but they never fail

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I are Drummer
 
unfortunatly, the TP route would be too obvious. it was hella fucked up that she told my mom. she freaking just stuck her head in my car. i didnt even get to respond to her when she asked if she could. so now whenever i go out, my moms like, be healty kelly. jesus christ.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
ya kelly be healthy, i bet u smoke after anal sex too

__________________

some people like their cucumber pickled
 
cigs are gross. blunts and cigars are nice.

---------------------

Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
a car will not smell like smoke if the windows are wide open, guaranteed and kelly, dont plan on slowly stopping it aint gonna work

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
yep it's all about cold turkey

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
um...i always roll my window down. since when did i not?

bitchass, im not going to respond to the messages youre sending to me anymore. dont be a pussy, just say it in the thread

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
ok, if you want everyone to read this that's find with me. i thought we were trying to get back on subject in this thread though.

'have you ever heard bomwam balls.....they're marbel sized balls you put up your pussy to make it tighter, i'd suggest them. you coudl put them up your ass too. then you wouldn't have farts leaking out of your ass all the time.'

[ Slug ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make

Reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
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