Craziest/ weirdest thing youve ever done at your ski hill( not trick related)

This is a sick thread.

I got my passed pulled for skiing without pants.

I jumped off the lift 2 chairs in front of a ski patrol and he didn't even notice.

I got nailed by an old lady and still got blamed for it even though she was the uphill skier.
 
this one wasn't me but my buddy is foolish sometimes at the mountain.

1. You can go to the top of the mountain via a road that has cabins all lined up along it and if you pass a chained entryway somehow you can get to the runs and shit in a car so my buddy drove down the bunny hill......then back up it in his car haha

2. When we would wake up and eat some breakfast at the lodge he would always grab a bunch of the milks for coffee and drink them like shots cuz he was too cheap to buy a milk carton haha.

ANDDD for me the only thing I really did funny was ski in just boxers.
 
40+ person train on side-hits after the park too.

I also started a snowball fight in the line that day. The only reason we stopped was because ski patrol started threatening to clip passes.
 
ii hotboxed my truck in the back and theres a camper shell and i guess the heat of the smoke with the cold and the windows completely cracked. it kinda sucked and i got caught
 
rode a lunch tray and managed to get an old season pass to work for almost the entire season. and helped a guy get out of a snowbank which we was stuck in headfirst.
 
There was an epic snowball fight on the day after Easter (Baker has a big Easter egg hunt), imagine like 60+ people in a lift line just going all out. They got the microphone out to stop it, and everyone slowed down and eventually stopped, and they said the next person who threw a snowball was getting their pass clipped. The guy who said it got pegged by like 5 snowballs right away.
 
I completely forgot about one that I have.

I was at the New Hire training last year for ski instructors and the older instructors bought all of us (about 20) a keg. The catch was the party was at a ski in/ski out only hut on the mid mountain so we all caught the last chairs up and skied to the hut. We proceeded to party, play drinking games with our superiors, and finish the keg well after it was dark. We all had to ski down drunk in the dark, and of course nobody thought to bring a headlamp. One of my friends had the bright decision to try to ski down switch with a girl on his shoulders who was too drunk to ski in the dark..... didn't turn out too well.
 
i climbed this tower at the top of my mountain. it was really late and we climbed up. when we got to the top we saw the tower, and you have to hop a fence with barbed wire. we climbed to the top, and it was swaying cause of the wind. we saw the lights with the snow being blown, it was really cool looking.
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at my mountain(granite gorge) there it a rather steep trail right in front of the lodge. i work at this mountain and i was at the top of this trail with 2 other employees one my age 16 and the other about 45 and the older man somehow convinced me to do the feat i am about to describe.

first setting the scene there were a lot ofemployees on the deck grilling and stuff for the last weekend of the year. the snow is really slushy and what i didnt know is that there was also someone who not only didn't work there but i didn't know her and her kids at all.

so the old guy Dave convinced me to tuck strait down this trail (earlier in the year we got a radar gun and were getting up to right around 70 mph) at the bottom of the trail there was a huge puddle 4-5 inches deep and i skied right up to it going very fast and sprayed everyone on the deck.

everyone was laughing aboutit for 10 seconds or so until the woman i touched on before started yelling. she came over to me and made me oppologize to her kids. she was mad about getting wet when in reality i only got them with like 1/4 cup of water per person at the most. when i opologized to her kids they were laughing because of their mother's over reaction and so was almost everyone else on the deck. she said things like "now my kids are all wet and i have a 2 hour drive home and i didnt bring spare clothes" and "now you have ruined their whole day" this was so stupid because i saw her kids playing in the same puddle earlier so they were already soaked and they didnt care. she was also stupid for not bringing extra clothes for her young kids. they were clearly not upset at all

but she was one of those really good yellers that could really make you feel bad. so i avoided her for the rest of the day until i saw her leave. then i went in and talked to the owners wife who works the counter and saw the whole thing and if any didnt think it was funny it would have been her and she ran up to me and gave my hi five right when she saw me. it was so much fun but i dont think ill try it again
 
i decided to drive my lifted jeep with huge tires in a snow storm to a resort.. when i left it was really icy.. the resort was downhill to a stop sign. soo when i hit my brakes i just start sliding i built op speed and i was trying to duff it into the snowbanks but it wasn't going into it.. i SMASHED into the rear end of a new volvo xc70 adn the back seat was filled with babies... the driver was Asian and was screaming to me in a language i couldnt comprehend. i was liek first in line to leave soo EVERYONE else that was in line to leave the resort was passing and staring at me..... absolutely nothing happened to my jeep but her volvo was fucked!
 
One night I blew up a blackcat in the main lodge, everyone went quiet for a good 3 seconds, then me and my buddies all pointed up towards some random light on the ceiling since everyone was looking at us, then the whole lodge was staring up and had the most confused looks on their faces and were questioning each other. It was hilarious! they though a light bulb exploded.
 
skied over this cute white ferret thing... it was pouncing along and i just smacked it and went over it... it was still laying there when i took another run :((( i pouted for a long time.
 
You might have to be an ex-racer to get this one.For my senior prank, my two friends and I snuck up to our hill at about one in the morning, the friday night before the last weekend of the season. We bought 25 pounds of the straight-line powdered chalk. in races it's used as like a finish line, and poured at the bases of each gate. Well, we got flourescent orange since its the school colors. And we wrote the acronym of my high school on the hill. literally, the two letters spaced the length and width of the entire run. and it was on the run under the main chair of my hill, so everyone saw it. the lines of the letters were about three feet thick, so it was obviously visible.
 
1. fingered a girl on the lift... YAY baggy pants!!!

2. rolled a foot in diameter snow ball down the face of the gaper mpuntain in our area..the end result was eppic it was like four feet in diameter and heavy as shit.

3. peed off the chair lift.. i got to see my trail for most of the day..
 
Took a shit in my mountain's bathroom. They haven't been cleaned since the place was opened 52 years ago.
 
and wow, after reading these posts most of you guys sound like assholes...
I guess the weirdest thing that ever happened to me was at killington couple seasons ago. I was about to get on the Bear Mountain quad and as I go to sit down I hear shouts, then as I sit I realize something is not right... some old guy in like his 70s has moved up after me, got scooped up by the chair and I sat right in his lap.
I also lost a ski one season and found it in the spring after the snow melted. that was pretty cool.
 
Nothing to crazy cause the resorts here freak the fuck out.

My buddy fought some snowboarder douche in the middle of the run. Beat the shit out him, blood allover.

Jumped off the lift at Powderhorn

Nothing else too crazy
 
HAHAHA my friend aqua-dueced in the resort hotel pool, and then my other friend shat on the airhockey table, and spread it around with the paddle. all in the resort hotel. oh, and they clogged the shower drain at the pool with shit. they shit a lot. i didnt partake in that though. ketchup wars in the members lounge.
 
my firends and i had a poker tournament in a ski in ski out place on a hill in michigan. it came down to me and one of my friends and so we made a deal. He wins and i have to hump the riblet (the things that hold up the chairlifts) on top of the highest run on the mountain where everyone could see me for 1 minute exactly. I win and he has to ski one run in his boxers.

I lost.
 
Your friends poop an awful lot. they should get that checked out. (depends how long you were there, i guess)

Also, be more creative is eat, ski, and shit all you can do?
 
This sounds fun.

When snowcross was at my hill, I rode the hay bales with the plastic over them down the hill, ended up getting kicked out by the cops.
 
hahahahahaha, but i once was gettin a little bored so i took my skis off and did all the rails in my park with just ski boots
 
I tackled a kid into a ski rack cuz he was being annoying as fuck all morning and 3 hours later broke my arm...thats karma right there. I was out for 4 weeks, including feb break. But my first day back was the first epic pow day since the day before I broke my arm. So I didnt miss much
 
some kid was trying to be cool riding close to me every feature i was hitting. so i go to butter a box, kid got a little to close and i just threw him to the ground and rode off. not very exciting i know but did feel good at the moment
 
have you ever tried skiing in it? i was given a gorilla suit by my mum a few years back, used it for random things, ie fancy dress rugby training, but the visibility is, well... poor. just wondering if you've modded yours at all for a bit of ski action.
 
I was at Snow Valley (the worst resort in Southern California). I decided to go to the bar with a friend and proceeded to get very drunk. During this process I unbuckled my boots. In my drunken stupor I decided that it would be cool to ski into the parking lot. As soon as I hit pavement my skis stopped and I keep moving. One of my boots stayed clicked into my binding and I fell into a puddle with only one boot on. My friends could not stop laughing at me for about ten minutes and I had to go home practically naked because all my stuff was so wet and my roommate did not want to mess up his car. I regret nothing other then not getting the moment on camera.
 
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