Craziest/ weirdest thing youve ever done at your ski hill( not trick related)

Closing day of Grouse we had a 40+ people train going thru the park. Totally uncoordinated but probably the funniest thing i have ever seen
 
alright I ski'd through the park with a big can full of budweiser beer during gaper day, built an park out of metal scraps from the mountain and basicaly trash for an RC that a guy from oakley lent to us. my friend peed from a chairlift. we followed some dude going "dad, hey dad, why are you ignoring me dad" I tapped a fat kid on the shoulder and went "hey mom, when are we leaving" then he turned around and I said oh sorry... kid was super insulted. got in a fist fight with a chinease guy and his girlfriend ( girlfriend was punched in the face so she was also in the fight) put all of my gear on backwards and went skiing in switch so it looked like I was skiing regular, thats all I can think of now but theres plenty more. Il post whore later
 
me and the 30+ crew in a line, through the upper Cypress park, epic stuff.

trying to hotwire a groomer

jumping off the chair lift

telling small children drugs are good
 
took one of those plastic snowboards and tried to hit the biggest jump they had i fell.....now i made trampoline skis with that snowboard and i'm totaly going to ski with them
 
we play gaper tag, me and 10 - 15 other friends will go down the green run and try to tough as many gaper skis or boards as possible. if u make them fall it is more points
 
sorry for the double post but at least15 people and i went around raceing all over the mountain. you would have to go down ever hill and hit every feature that hill had. people would be pushing each other. the good thing about it was that the whole hill had tow ropes so yoo could push people off
 
to add on to mine i tryed to jump over a barrel covering a water pipe and i almost flooded the hill, jumped off the chairlift as well and got caught by ski patrol, smoked weed in the lift house, built a terrain park in the golf course bombing down theside of the hill(again get busted by ski patrol), tell kids im gonna be in the x games this year,
oh i work at this hill and still hve not been fired
 
We staged a lightsaber duel in gorilla suits. One gorilla walked in from one end of the lodge, the second came from the other end, they met in the middle, and did battle. 'Twas epic, I'll post the video if I can find it.
 
yeehaw i was there. and it was more of a ski pole fight not a fist fight. and i think we won too
 
i was on my High school race team and we had to stay late because our coaches were in a meeting so we're at the ski resort till like 6 or 7 and we get into this snowball fight with some drunk/high people and it escalates for a while before we head back to the bus. then right as our coach is coming back to the bus these guys(in a minivan) slide open both side doors and the back hatch and do a complete drive-by, snow was flying in the windows and at the bus driver and all over the bus. that shit was crazy!
 
Played Golf.

Alpine Meadows does this thing where they give you golf clubs and tennis balls, and there's a golf course set up down the mountain. It's actually pretty hard, even thought the holes are all downhill.
 
I had a lightsaber fight down the run under the chairlift with a snowboarder friend. It was actually very exhausting.
 
How did you not fall off? That has the potential to go from really awesome to medi-vac chopper in like 2 seconds.
 
medi-vac chopper ahahah.um well it was a non-moving chair kinda boring yes i know.he sat regular, i sat opposite and...BAM!
 
i ski at wachusett mountain, in central massachusetts, where its 60 dollars to ski on a saturday. we have 17 trails. my friends and i play this game on the boring nights (we have night skiing) when the park gets icy and nasty. Basically you go down a family trail and be an asshole. THe scoring system goes as followed. 1 point for spraying someone. 2 points for succesfully cutting someone off. 3 points for hitting them with a snowball, 3 points for them swearing/screaming at you. 4 points for slapping/hitting their ass. 5 points if they decide to chase you. 6 points if they retailiate. 7 points for doing any of these things to a ski patrol. Lastly, 10 points if they meet you at the bottom and ask for your name. 10000000000000 points if you get your pass taken away. This was the craziest/funnest thing thats happened to me, and i hope you guys do work next winter on all gapers.
 
oh my the dumb shit that ive done, ill try and remember a few
1)Doing a Rodeo 5 on snowblades off of a cliff in the dark.
2)Playing a mountain wide game of lugge (spelling) tag (trust me nobody wins...)
3)Went tobogganing off the roof of a 15-20 foot patrol cabin.
4)Synchronized skiing with 3 other ppl down a run tucking the whole way
5)Attached the poles of all the ppl on the chair through the loops so that you have a chain that is 40-50 feet long and you can hit ppl that are skiing down the run with it.
6)Learned to ride a rake, shovel, slow sign and self up a rope tow.
Prob a bunch more but I would have been drunk at the time of doing them and may not remember it...
 
ahha well some of those seem like too much of an asshole thing to do, but i am definitely going to play a version of that alot more this upcoming season
 
i was straight lining a run in winterpark, i hit a roller on the side of the run and air and when i come down i land on a chipmunk who had come 120 yards across the run to get squished within 20 feet of the forest, i felt so bad
 
basically one person is it and they need to spit on someone else that is in the game (lugge) but once you get past the safety gates at the bottom of the run you are safe and can't get "tagged" for 10 second after they are off of the lift. You have no idea the lengths people will go not to get spat on, it was basically need for speed but on skis.
 
my tall tee got caught in the chair, and i was dangling off and the lifty didnt stop it for about 20 seconds until i fell.. face first and craked my super nice goggles.
 
when there is a mega lift line at my hill me and my boys just go to the front of the line shouting park crew, and people just open up for us we hardly have to wait in line haha
 
I was swinging the chair-lift once, with a couple of friends. Little did we know about the ski patrol two chairs behind us. He took our passes, but we were still pretty lucky, 'cause he said we could have them back the next day.
 
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