Craziest thing you ever did

now I remeber, I chased a Lemon Shark while in Australia.

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
 
when I was in australia, I was only 8 so I was dumb, I tried to pick up a really poininous colourful millipede. Then the man from down under, he was, 6'4, and full of muscle...I asked hey man do you speak-a my language...he smiled and gave me a vegimite sandwhich

okay I got a little off topic there, but the big aussie guy tackled me and almost killed me

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
^I remerber seeing something like that when I was there.

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
 
accedently light the end of a straw that was connected to a WD40 can. Made a minni flamerflower, that nearly costed my friends eyebrows.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
chuked a cricket ball 3 times at the teacher in sport when i was bowling, hit her in the head, leg and ribs

for all u who dont know wot cricket is i wont explain it but the ball is about as hard as a baseball

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I've tried to lite myslef on fire and ride a bike off my roof into my pool....while I was on fire.Didnt really work out the way I planned it to be.

Ski Alta
 
Yeah I know what you mean...I'm a light person and I took 5 shots of tequila in 20 minutes and I was done for. I can't even smell it anymore without it making me sick.

 
Can't really think of my good ones.

-Lying in the middle of the road in the painted median for our movie/cop rolled by.

-Throwing dummy on a hood of car/2 hour chase through backyards and woods.

-Taking trampoline to the beach house.

-Pissing in a desk,pissing in hallway,pissing on bus,pissing pants,shitting in taco bell cup on top of mall parking lot , then using a water tap thing to wash off, then throwing the shit on a car.

bhill
 
heres more,

at shasta lake on my houseboat i pissed in an empty corona bottle and one my friends started drinkin, and i told him to shotgun it, ahaha

and in kauai i pist in a hotel elavator that went up only 2 stories. piss ass drunk

 
umm .. stealling kegs..repeatedly and consistently from this bar I know

or maybe dropping a full industrial sized trashcan down the middle of a three story stairwell and hitting this kid talking to a teacher.....thats was my fourth week at school too

numnerous incidents involving my car, me and immenent death, e.g. ending up at a 45 degree angelo in a park, almost taking out the Prime Ministers residence and the others i will keep quiet

 
see the thread entitled: "Stupidest thing you've ever done. This goes out to Apple(Thom)"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
yeah, way to asteal our thread Idea FOOL!

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
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