Craziest thing you ever did

The craziest thing you ever did was try to jump over your bed? Damn man you need to get out more

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
if i took my time i could probably think of a lot better one, but last season i had a $5 pair of rock skis so me and my friends were destroying them. so i straight lined this hill directly towards a boulder field. note: it was spring and the boulders were bare. if i would have fallen i would have jacked up a lot of stuff. yeah i guess its not that crazy but it popped into my head

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Yeahm saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
um i did a misty off my deck which is like 15 feet and landed on my back in like a foot and a half of snow over concrete and broke my wrist really bad

 
one time i stole fruit snacks from the school cafeteria

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
one time i said hi 2 some kid and i never talked 2 him again and then he sat at the lunch table and he was like give me ur lunch money and i was like "WHAT EVER WHAT EVER I DO WHAT I WANT" and then the teacher started yelling at me and i was like "U NO WHAT IM NOT GAY" and then the SRO came over and he was like stop yelling and i was like "y dont u go to duncan dounuts pig" and then he put me in hand cuffs and blind folded me and i was like "WHAT EVER WHAT EVER I DO WHAT I WANT" and i started running and i ran into a door and i got knoked out.

 
oh wow^

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
went to a public lake with friends and only my friend steff and i went skiny dipping, the rest of the group were to much of pussy to do it.. swam to this lil island thing like 200 meters away from where we all hung out at.

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i lit a firecracker once

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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
pulling a puppy's tail ISN'T COOL!

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hucked a misty of my friends roof into his play pool

broke a car window with a bowling ball

jumped on some random persons trampolene

ran across a busy highway, stopping traffic

pooped on somebody's front law

this might not sound all that crazy, but it's the fact that it all happened on the same night...

oh yeah, my girlfriend used to suck me off in the most public places ever, so that's pretty crazy too i think.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,
payce

 
rolled a truck

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
well, we stole a crap load of pumpkins from like 3 diff yards, as well as a toilet. set the pumpkins on fire, and threw em off a railroad bridge. then humped in the car, stole a scarecrow, and put it sitting on the toilet in front of a luthren school's girls dorm. threw apples out of our windows at signs. then 8 of us jumped in a pickup with squash, apples, and pumpkins. drove down a long flat road going 35 mph throwing pumpkins at signs. last pumpkin slammed int o a sign and twisted it off the base, and snapped the 6" thick wood pole at the bottom. threw the sign and post in the pickup, went home, and took the sign off the base, and dumped the post. crazy night

-Joe
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
snorted red-hot tic tacs up my nose

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
i got head in a stairway of a hotel i guess it just shows how lazy people r to not take the stairs o and got head on a crowded air plane

pair of 180 salomon candide labs lookin for 500 or best offer. im or pm me

tele freestyling is gonna take over
 
pooped in a ziploc bag and put the bag in a kid's coat pocket.

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
 
shot a bottle rocket out of my mouth

also

got sooooo drunk i couldnt find the light swirch to this chicks bathroom so i pisssed all over her floor and forgot that i had my socks on. So i threw them away and then left in a hurry the next morning with no socks

 
i ran really fast and tried to jump over a small hand rail with it between my legs. before i could jump my pants got caught on the rail and ripped down below my knee. its not that crazy but it was funny as hell in front of like infinity teachers

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once I was in Fiji, and we found this village whn we were hiking around, and they were talking with my parents, and then I kinda wandered off and found a puppy lying in the sun. I was petting him, then it's mommy ran up to me and started barking, I wasn't too worried, because it was a little jack russel. All of the sudden like a trillion little fuckers came out of no where and starting chasing me. that was intesne

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
****THIS ONE IS GOOD****

I was 9 years old.. and after having chineese for dinner i kept the chopsticks to play with.. so i was just kinda jumping around on the couch with the chopsticks in my mouth (you can see where this is going) and on one jump... i landed with my head facing down towards the couch... and the chopstick was still in my mouth... so this caused the chopstick to poke a hole through my throat almost rupturing an artery which would have been a slow painful bloody death... but because it diddnt hit the artery... it diddnt bleed at all... it was just a big hole in my mouth... it looked like i had a throat then another smaller throat next to it.. the hole healed shut in a couple of days and i was fine... but that was so scary for me.. having somthing thrust through your throat.... diddnt hurt to much... and now im fine.. and i thought that it was pretty crazy

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
 
hahaha. i just remembered that i used to shine laser pointers in random peoples eyes. i had like 3 of em taken away from me at school.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,
payce

 
taking 15 shots of tequila and 4 shots of rye in 20 minutes is the craziest thing i ever did and i have and never will do it again because the next 2 days after that night were hell

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^um thats just mean

I ate the citric acid in my eigth grade science class, tasted yummy

paddled out into twenty foot surf when I was thirteen and could barely surf

challenged this huge guy to a champagne chugging contest, but I won

I feel like I have done crazier stuff but I can't think of anything

 
far too many controled substances at once

Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
2000usd worth of vansalism in one night, Wooooo

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
haha these are all realy funny

I cant think of one...hmmmm

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
^vandalism****

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
holy shit..this one time..i went into the snowboard park and there was this jump. so i went off it and landed backwards...i bet none of you have ever done that...skied backwards?

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
craziest thing drinking for me was a liter of black velvet whiskey in a mega buddy cup with 1 shot of coke in 25 minutes followed up by a couple 20/20s and a red cup straight up of vodka....at 2 pm in the afternoon. i woke up at 10 pm with the worst hangover (still drunk, of course) of my life, and was puking for over a day from that. it was also the last time i drank whiskey, never again...

 
not crazy but funny when I was young I really had to go to the bathroom so I took a piss off the sidewalk but it was one of these windy roads that climb up so someone was walking on the portion of sidewalk below me and he got a golden shower and starting swearing at me.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
well this one time I was making myself a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich and I spread the peanut butter on one of the pieces of bread and then I put the nife if the jelly WITHOUT WIPPING OFF THE KNIFE. so there was peanut butter in the jelly.

it was pretty intense

 
math class in 8th grade, i was bored so i was flipping my pencil around on my desk and landing on it with my hand. i got too much into it once and the pencil popped back up when my hand came down on it. next thing i knew i had a fucking pencil through my hand.

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-Mike

'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
 
1 trillion hits of acid..... i diddnt ever come down

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
 
lets see, i got a few,

-me and my brother where hiding in the bushes shooting slingshots at cars, and we shot at a cop car.

-we shot slingshots at eachother,

climbed like 50 feet up this vertical rock face in montana, it was fucking scary,

now on to the drinking ones....

after like 10-12 beers i jumped over rails from 3rd floor

to the second floor, the space i jumped over went

all the way down to the first floor, yet i somehow landed it even though i was wasted.

-drank half of a handle in an hour(dont do it, i passed out after i woke up 12 hours later)

-drank 12 beers and countless shots, and it took me 3 hours to get from where i was partying to where my dorm is(it was only like 100 yards away, you barely have to go outside)i ended up in woods somewhere on the way even though there is no woods on the way at all.

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
I knew someone that killed a cat with a fork

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
 
* me and my good friend tim were trashed in kauai in a park by this army base, and 2 security cops drove by and for some reason me and tim were freaked out so we both turn around start bookin it then all the sudden he bumps right into me and BAM we hit our heads, knocked the poor fella out, then i ran away and found some farrow cats to chase, but that sucked cuz they were too fast, but i then walked in the middle of the park and saw tim smoking MY marijuana cigarette ON the roof of the army base. i then finished it off.

* another time i jumped off my roof of my 3 story house onto my tramp and flew into a tree

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at a bar, we were sitting in a booth, i was on the inside, and i had to piss real bad, and i knew i wasn't gonna get to the bathroom in time, so i chugged down the rest of my pint, unzipped, and filled up the glass to the very top.

running from the cops and got the bright idea to hide in the alley way right next to the RCMP building with 5 or 6 cops smoking right there.

sex on some random person's car in a parking lot.

got into a fight with 3 bigger people than me, and then beating them

-Anthony
 
the time i made napalm, and tried to burn this toy truck, but i lit the grass on fire, and then the bowl full of napalm went all over the grass and then, i tried stompin it out with my shoe and my shoe caught on fire.

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
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