Craziest/scariest fuckin experience

gaddafski

gaddafski

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Aight, so today after school me and the Ms. were cruisin around lookin for a place to 'park', ya dig? Well we choose some huge ass parking lot, pretty empty. As were doin our thing this crowd of ignant, loud typical public school hoodlums walks past the car, three guys see me and my girlfriend in the backseat and start willin out, i mean goin fuckin ham. They walk over, surround the car and tell us to both get out, i got my pants around my ankles and these guys are all like 'get the fuck outta the car, this is our zone, no gettin pussy in our zone!'. we get outta the car and they're yellin and shit, telling us to leave and shit, i told em to fuck off (dumb fuckin idea) because he picks up a rock and throws it athe car, we both hop in and peace the fuck outta there while we're getting rocks chukked at us.
Rant over, i cant wait till the day where i can laugh at this
 
thats why you always carry some sort of weapon like a baseball bat, golf club, anything blunt or sharp in the backseat of your car for motherfuckers like that, get out and start swingin, they will run like turkeys on thanksgiving
 
haha public school kids "went fucking ham" ?? I have a hard time seeing little kids going "hard as a motherfucker"
 
in hood, lapping the park, then being mid air on a 50 ft jump, and knowing i wont even knuckle. then white. then excruciating pain. that feeling of knowing youre about to get fucked
 
your a fucking dumbass. one, never have something sharp unless you are fully committed to stabbing someone, if you arent and your just threatening somebody, your gonna get your ass beat and look like a bitch for pulling a knife out. two, no matter how many golf clubs or bats you have, thers no way you and your girlfriend are going up against a group of people. not happening. I highly doubt youv ever sent anybody running like turkeys on thanksgiving blud...
 
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funny story time,
a kid at my local hill bumped into a big goonish kid and the goon made some sort of remark to look cool in front of his friends. my buddy told him to watch his fucking mouth and the other kid pulled a knife and said "what are you going to do about it" to that my buddy walked up to the kid pressing his chest into the knife and said "im right here, stab me" and the goon just walked away.
probably the most badass thing i've seen in a while.
 
a man held a razor blade to my throat, demanded 15 dollars, and then told me to get out his barbershop so he could take lunch
 
Lol at you sheltered folk who can't deal with "hoodrat public school kids." Are you serious?

This made me chuckle, a lot.
 
dang OP you shouldn't have messed with dem public skool kidz don't you know that all public school kids are crack dealers and that they will take your anal virginity if you step on their turf?
 
you shouldve hopped in the front seat, thrown that shit in gear, and done donuts all over their parking lot, possibly hitting them in the process.
 
YES!! I second this. The best human-human confrontation I have witnessed. WIBLE STATUS indeed. NOTE: this kid is the 2009 national karate champion. as soon as I read that other post, I checked the username to see if it was Nick.
 
you idiot don't get out of the car just run their asses over or at the very least rev your engine and get close enough to scare their vaginal fluids right out of them
 
this thread reminded of this shit that happened to me a few months ago. i posted this on some other forum awhile back. not the craizest scariest shit to ever happen to me, but the only time ive ever pulled a gun on anyone... we were at this wedding themed party on a saturday night...

i leave the wedding party with my friend and his girl. we're in some shit ghetto neighborhood known as five points. it's about 3 in the morning.

we're all piled into my truck, driving down the road. as we're about to make a right hand turn at a wierd intersection, the car in front of me stops. we're surrounded by curbs on both sides and a car has pulled up behind me. we're completely boxed in.

i get a bad vibe about the whole situation.

then the guy in the passenger seat gets out and approcahes my window. he's a fat white slobiish kkk looking guy. the sweat on his face shines in the streetlight.

as he's coming up, i reach behind my passenger seat, take my .45 out of its case, and put it on my lap.

i open the window and tell him "what do you want"

he's fucked up. i cant understand a word he's saying.

the guy in the driver seat now gets out and approaches my window. he's a tall trashy looking white dude. he gets right in my window and says "WE NEED MONEY FOR GAS"

I respond by cocking my pistol. KA THUNK.

They both back up.

I don't even raise my voice. all i say is, "don't fuck with me"

the driver walks back to his car and moves it out of the way, while the fat guy walks to the car behind me.

i pull away with a nice little adrenaline high.
 
I got to public school... I drove some kid hooking up out,were you in the chevy with a white t shirt and jeans
 
I once drove by this building that someone rented to have a party after dropping my friends off. The cops are there, and they're giving out mips and taking drunk underage kids home. I notice this girl i know, who's family is really close with my family, and she's completely trashed. And some guy is trying to take her back to his place. I'm not sure waht to do, so I tell one of the cops and he says they're busy with all the raging drunk teenagers and tells me that I shoud just go after them and try to take her home if I really knew her.

So i drive after them, and pass them, and stop about 50 feet infront of them. The girl can barely walk, and the guy is some 200 pound jackass i've seen around a few times. Not a good guy.

I step out of my car, kinda nervous cause I knew this guy could beat the shit out of me if he wanted to. I start talking to the girl, asking of i shoudld take her home. She's not even able to talk in complete sentences. The guy tells me to fuck off, and that he's gonna take her back to his place wether i like it or not. He pulls her with him and start walking again.

I tell the girl that she should come with me, and that the guy is no good, but then he walks back towards me and grabs my throat. I was sure he was gonna beat the living shit out of me, but then the girl says something about me being right and gets in the car. The guy turns around to see whats going on and i pull away and jump in my car and take of. I don't think i've been that scared before. at least not that i can remember.
 
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