Craziest Parties

dirty_dreb

dirty_dreb

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i just got back from a party on friday from some girls house, and there was over 200 people in her house (1400 sq. feet MAX), id saw 150 of em pissed drunk or stoned to fuck. It was the best party ever i think, the only thing i remeber is these guys shotgunning beers in her living room and beer was spraying everywhere, this chick was freaking the fuck out, and i was still drunk when i woke up at 8

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mark d

 
ya man... and the cops didnt come, i think she phoned the cops to get the people to leave or something lol

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mark d

 
any of the mammoth locals remember the party at the ponderosa where a window broke, that was good shit

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Dan Maguire

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10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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hahahahah i love stories about dumb sluts having parites with like 200 people and not expecting anything to get fucked up.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

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exactly^ everything gets broken and stolen, and then to top it off they get a noise ordance fee and under age alchohol tickets

STRATTON MOUNTAIN 2004
 
thats why you should never throw a party at your own house..but if you do make sure you get drunk as fuck so you dont care what happens

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- I wish i was known for my ability to bounce like a fuzzy tennis ball
 
^it sounds like there's a story behind that one

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

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i just bought the PEs and im stoked

 
our after prom party last year was goodtimes. I passed out and woke up on a grassy knoll at 4 in the morning with dew on me. The i drove home and my bed felt so good.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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haha, all of my parties suck because we just trash my house and then in the end we end up in one of the corn fields around my house (there a lot) and like this one time there was a bonfire and people were throwing beer and pot in and it was kinda funny cause they were just wasting it all...

On my way to goddom
 
i went to the sittiest bonfire party tonite. it was terrible.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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the GH BASH was off the hook

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haha. house falling of is funny!

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i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

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i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
ya i just found out that all of this chicks garage windows were busted, a banaster going upstairs was pulled right off the fucjking wall, people were smashing beer bottles on the walls, and people were smashing her deck

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mark d

 
the craziest parties are the ones we've held at the local airport, running buses back and forth from the dorms . . . thousands of people . . . we're still in trouble with the university for those

 
ive been to a lot odf parties 200+. tis fun

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Listen to Bob Marley

 
Dirtydreb..if people were shotgunning beers and the beer was spraying everyhwere, that's a gay fuckin party. Real shotgunners don't spray the beer.

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i think my birthday party in grade 2 was the best, we partied and played with batman action figures all day

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

I was at CoC Session E

Poniverus
 
best party i went to believe it or not had no illegal shit... hard to believe but its true

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
a quick rule to live by. If you get there and people are shotgunning Pepsi's. For God sakes get the fuck out quick!

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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yeah

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
my parents were gone all of this weekend (still not back yet) and i hosted a 2-day straight party (4:00 friday to 4:00 sunday, picking shit up now). i haven't slept yet, it's been fun. about 140 people. smokin up wherever in the house, we made an 8 ft. high 3D beer can pyramid (empty cans of course), and we were hittin lines on my 3rd grade picture frame, good times. but now party's over and i gotta pick shit up before the parents come home...

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
best party ive been to was held at the base of a mountain, in a ski chalet, and it was invite only. there were at least 300 people there. i got drunk in a snowcat, then i brought a lady friend to the snowcat and then we hot boxed it. thats was one of the best parties

then last night there was a party down the street and there were alot of drunk hot girls there, it was a good night

He who dares wins
 
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