2 of my friends and I get on a 4 man lift with a sketchy looking single rider.
Fifty feet up the lift, the guy asks any of us if we work here, and we all reply with a yes because we were instructors off duty. He then proceeds to get this moderately worried look on his face, and my friends and I just share a look. His next question is that if we were cool, and we all were kind of baffled at that point of why he was asking us this. Our reply though, was another yes.
The man proceeds to pull out a McDonald's bag from his coat, and we are all just sitting there watching him. From his pocket, he pulls out a rolled piece of paper and I just kind of think to myself, "Cool, this guys going to smoke a joint, this isn't a big deal." He has this plastic toy bag that someone probably threw out and proceeds to unwrap it and my friends all kind of share the same thought; Damn, this guy has to have some rolling skills to do this on a windy chair. I took a second glance at the rolled piece of paper and realized it was a 20 dollar bill, and just thought to myself, "Why the fuck would he want to smoke out of a 20?" Before I could answer my own question, this guy shoves the twenty into the bag, bends down, and snorts a huge fucking amount of coke. My friends and I are all sharing the same glance and thinking "Is this really happening or is this some sick prank?"
The remainder of the chair ride we all just sit there in silence as this guy beside us is twitching to no end, and as we got off we all just busted out laughing, we had no self control anymore. Easily the funniest/most absurd thing that has ever happened to me on a chair and I really doubt much will come close. It's not everyday you see a guy snorting coke on the chair on a Friday night.