Craziest/Funniest Name Thread

well if the rumors about chad johnson changing his name to ocho sinco are true id say that
 
I had to miss one of my labs for intro bio in college, and made it up by visiting another class. The TA did a role call, and apparently, a "Steele Johnston" was absent.
 
Ross Semen

he was in one of my step sisters classes and hes from china and had one of thoes really confusing names so he changed it to ross.
 
there was a kid in a class i had named Eric Weiner. it was pretty funny when they did the role call the first day cuz the guy pronounced it like, "whiner?" and the kid goes, "*sigh* no it's wee-ner"

 
B. White Seaman, i won't disclose his first name for privacy because i know him quite well but that's middle and last, what the fuck were his parents thinking?
i'm also reading a book for school and there's a character in it named Black Dick
 
COSMO KRAMER

counselor at my camp, straight up, no joke, saw his school id/license and he was named before seinfeld.
 
"Harry Peters" He's dead now, but that name is hilarious.

I had a teacher that talked about his friend naming his son "buster hymen"

I also grew up with a kid named "david hoff" who always talked about naming his kid jack.
 
Ben Dovier, he was french, came to our school from france in 7th grade, and got made fun of enough he transferred across the city by 2nd semester. I remember seeing his old PE shirt as one of the spares.
 
i dont get it

haha and i remember a few years ago my friends and i would look through the phonebook for people with weird names and call them

we got a forest dick once haha
 
robert glasscock

-on the prayer list at church haha

my brothers name is hans.

my sisters name is anya, pronouced (on-ya)
 
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