Craziest dare

stickily. but i was a man and ripped it off. my friend chris, on the other hand, was a pussy and waited for some bystander to go grab a cup of hot water. i couldnt taste anything for like a week after that.
 
damn, i was gonna once and i was testing everything out by licking my finger and sticking it to the pole first and my finger almost got suck and it kinda scared me, so i pussed out and didn't put my tongue up to it :(
 
call me fucking retarded, but i also got my toungue stuck to the edge of my ski one day while hiking a rail. i felt like such an idiot, specially since it was like right in plain view of the lift-users.
 
someone told me to do some daring dare one time. it was really daringly... but i can't quite put my finger on the dare. It was crazy. I swear.
 
this one time my told me that if i could get the school police to frisk me that he would give me 5 bucks so i was like sweet easy money dont got anything on me to hide so i walk up to the police acting drunk as fuck then trip over right in front of them purposely and start laughing, by now the whole school is starring at me lying on the ground laughing hystricaly, after like 10 seconds of laying on the ground laughing as much as i could the cop takes my arm yanks it as hard as he could basicaly pulling it out of the socket gets 5 inches from my face asks me what the fuck i was on trying to smell my breath while i responded so i just simply say i dont know cus i really wanted this 5 bucks and wasnt willing to just give it up cus mr hardass was gonna harrass me a lil bit or so i thought....

He calls some one on his little walky talky and they bring over the school sniffer dog and tell me to put my hands on the lockers and spread my legs while they proceed to make the dog sniff me.... well after about 3 minuets of sniffing and not finding anything on me tehy ask me where my locker was and i tell them i dont have a locker cus i dont but they think im just trying to hide osmething so mr hardass gets like 3 inches from my face this time and asks me where the fuck my locker was and i tell him again i dont have a locker well now they call over the vp and get him to make sure i dont have one well after that they bring me over to the cops office and proceed to question me by now i was like fuck this im done i dont care about the money but now they think im acting stupid and that i am being insabordanent (sp?) well after like 30 minuets of this trying to explain to them that it was just a dare the vp pulls me into his office and tells me his life story and how he is a recovering alchohalic and shows me his AA coins and tells me that he used to be an exteremyl huge drug addict and go ons and lists all the drugs he's done then pulls the whole i dont tell everyone this story trying to earn my trust and then asks me what i am on and what i have done so i tell him the it was all a dare and he still doesnt beleive me

long story short i got in house suspension for a week for trying to get 5 dollars for a dare and now he my vp and councelour try to give me drug interventions every month last month they brought my parents in and where like we are worried about you and all that yada yada pretty much now the whole school administration school police and detention epople know my name and think im always on drugs so

and to add that at i didnt even get 5 bucks because they never frisked me.........

my freind is a dick

sorry its so long theres probaly alot of spelling erros too btu bare with em
 
i didn't have a digital camera with me.

i never knew she was going to.

i got there and she was stripping when i saw her.
 
I took a crap in the circle of my couldersack (sp?)....actually come to think of it I just had to go and was to lazy to go inside
 
at this street party last night, yea thats right we party outside in the winter.

anyways, everyone is partying in the front yard, at least 60 people. so everyone is doing their thing on the lawn, but there is this snowbank on the front lawn and these three guys are standing on top of this snowbank talking, overlooking all the people. so we noticed this and so we dare our friend to go climb up the snowbank where the three guys are talking and start dancing. so he goes and stands on the snowbank and faces the crowd and starts doing this gay dance putting his arms in the air throwing his hands and hips in opposite directions back and forth. so everyone by now is looking at him and one of the guys on the snowbank asks if he's alright. so by now everyone in the crowd has clued in to what he's doing and start snickering and i think the three guys realized how ridiculous they looked up top looking over everyone talking on a snowbank, and they got down off the shortly after.

not really the craziest dare, but it was a recent one that i remembered.
 
cool man, but until you contribute your own dare how about you shut your trap.

and im sorry that my post may have raised some repressed memories of other kids putting you and your friends in awkward situations where your sexual tensions are revealed.

and i guess it was one of those had to be there things.
 
my friend brian peed on my friend johns dog... then i got dared to whip my cock out in fronta this kid jareds mom
 
no bullshit, and not really a dare but in that category. so this kid pissed me off so i was pressured into taking a shit in his backpack during school. so he would open his backpack in class and a peice of shit would fall out. so i was sitting in the stall with my ass over his bag like two seconds from shitting and the door slammed open cuz someone told him. it would have been epic if i had like 5 more minutes to shit in his bag and put it back where it was
 
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