couldnt get it up?

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does it ever happen to anyone that you get so fucked up, like 15 beers, and then you find yourself with the hottest girl and you just can't get it up? or you can only get it like half up? its happend to me twice now. i sware to god it will never happen again.

'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
 
hahah motherfuckers pecker is busted!! get some viagra and put it in your beer

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Viva La Vagina??? Sam? Why is that in your sig, are you copying me? Or did I totally miss some huge movement?

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by the way, most ppl with the name of pimpmaster will never get a decent chik...

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
 
no problem gettin it up drunk,but one time i was super fucked and my gf slept here and she wanted to fuck around but i was so fucked up that my eyes were rolling back in my head so i obviously didnt want to fuck around cuz all i wanted to do was sleep,so she was kinda mad at me so the next weekend after a party,me and some friends and my gf's friends came here and i was fucked again but not as fucked as the other time so i wanted to fuck around but she was being a bitch and said ahh you didnt want to last weekend so im not this time,too bad for you, i didnt appreciate that ahahah

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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I nderstand, I've gotten whiskey dick or worse 3 times it sucks. The worst is if you ever start fuckin and you can't cum, you keep going and going and nothing comes out, that sucks too.

 
if u cant cum, ur partner aint hot enough

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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it's the alcohol, it renders your body helpless when you're drunk. Maxim says 'For every beer, have a glass of water, you will drink less, and be able to rise'

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it sucks not being able to cum when your hammered?? why,thats better,longer crazier sex dude

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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na dude, its sucks. sometimes im super fucked up, and im fucking some girl but its like your cock is numb, you can't feel anything. its hillarious thought, you can go for like an hour if you want.

'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
 
like an hour if you want... wow.

I'm just playing. Kind of.

I know what you mean about drinking way too much and not always being able to raise full mast, but I usually see it as a blessing. Well maybe not a blessing, but have you ever had ' I got to drunk to fuck, so I just wanted to cuddle, and she thinks i am super sweet, but has no idea how horny I am going to be the next morning when I'm sober and have a huge morning wood' Sex. It is amazing, when you wake up around 6 or 7 in the morning and you go at it until people start waking up around 10. You would be suprised how much better it is to wait until you have a ton of energy and everyone that might be in the house is still passed out. That's nice.

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that's also the best way to start a day, you would be suprised how nice you are to everyone the rest of the day. So if you are like me and you always drink until all the beer is gone, find a girl that won't take off on you for the night, drink, sleep, wake, fuck, repeat. My directions for a good time.

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thats what you want to happen at parties with hot chicks man, cause one chick will tell her friend and her friend will tell another friend and soon you will be a legend, it's like the best part about drinking and fucking

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you boys on here are so amusing.

but i got some of what reefwhatever was talking about this morning and it was so amazing. my body is still tingling a bit and i am definitely still smiling.

 
I need to get some action.... Anything gets me horny now.... when the wind changes directions, when i shower, sleep, breathe...etc.... I could drink a boat load of booze and still blow a load like a shotgun through a chicks back.....

That was vulgar....

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No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

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yeah, my didck is so small, you cant till if it is hard or not. so it dotn matter./

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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
and why would your friend want you to film his first time??? hahahaha thats hilarious

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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