Corn On The Cob vs. Corn Not On The Cob

on a side note -- who'se heard mitch on corn?

(in your best mitch hedberg voice)

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
 
i'm offended this is even an argument, on the cob is legit and one of the best foods ever and off the cob is for people with braces
 
When I was little I would always make my mom cut it off. When I had braces I would always cut it off. I've never liked frozen corn or canned corn. It has to be recently off the cob.
 
growing and selling sweet corn is my summer side job. Pioneer "Bodacious", and "Incredible" are the two best varieties of corn you will ever eat.
 
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