Cops......

StreetsOfRage

StreetsOfRage

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share a story, of how cops either screwed you over, or did somthing that pissed you off.
ill start (fiends story)
so my friend wanted to get laid, so i said lets go, and i got in his trunk because i wanted to sleep, and he could bang her. he drove to her house got her and drove to an empty parking lot. i was sound asleep, and i hear "CHANDLER open the trunk, never mind shit COPS" i think hes just messing with me, close my eyes. cop *radio noises* "we have a car here." *pause* "looks like a couple of juveniles" the cop opens the door, and says "you both know i can see you" at this time im tripping balls and the girl and my friend get out of the car and talk to the cops, they get the information of them call there parents. all this time the cops dont know im in the trunk. my friend the dumb ass he is leaves the condom in the back seat. and the cop questions him, and says "where you going to have sex with her" and my friend says "no i have it to look cool" and at this point the cop gets really pissed and shoves him against the car, and yells at him, then says "whats your parents number" once the cops call my friends parents and his mom says "where is chandler" so now the cops asking my friend where i am, and he says "at home sleeping" and the cop says "if you lie to me 1 more time your going to juvi" and then my friend says "in my trunk" and the cop yells "THERES A KID IN YOUR TRUNK" and opens the trunk, and i act asleep. he yanks me out, and pushes me against the car, and starts searching me. then says "you weren't in there against your will? and i said no. and he asked how i would have gotten out if no one found the car. i said "a lever in the car lets me get out" so he makes me get back into the trunk and pull the lever to show i can get out. then he asked for my parents number tries calling, but no one answered so he leaves a message. so he puts me in the back of the cop car, and then me and my friend are sitting in the back of the cop car laughing our asses off about the situation we are in. then he says i can go home with my friends parents. and my friends mom doesn't want my mom to be freaked because my sister died about a month before this. so i call my mom and say "yea sorry his sisters friend stole my phone got your number and called you as a prank" and my mom bought it. so i got out of it. and i never got caught.
 
Cops can be assholes.

I was riding my friends electric scooter (like, stand up, kick to start, goes less than 10 mph) on a one way beach street a couple years ago, and a cop pulled me over - not like walks up and tells me to stop (because that is possible) but lights, sirens, megaphone - the works. He then yells at me, telling me how it is illegal, I need to have a license, etc, all for driving a scooter that goes less than 10 on a full charge, and I was going maybe 5.
 
maybe if you guys werent fucking retards??

99.999998889998% of cops are just fine in my book. Don't act like a tard, break laws etc=no issue with them
 
This. Except it seems when cops are nearing a point when they need to make some mulla they just start being assholes at the slightest thing and pull people over for 5 over.
 
Exactly. I feel like cops have like a "quota" for how many tickets they have to issue a month. Where I used to live, the last 5 or 6 days of the month would be hell.
 
I GOT CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, AND THE BIG BAD MEAN POLICE OFFICER YELLED AT ME!

Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I HATE COPS NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY OWN ACTIONS!

Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!
 
i had a friend who was getting gas at 12 pm and the cop said how old are you. and he is 16. LEGALLY driving at night. and he got a ticket for curfew. the ticket issue time "12:02" it takes longer then 2 minutes to question someone. guy is just a dick
 
i got pulled over for speeding. 68 in a 60. on an interstate (I-90) away from all major cities. when there was no traffic and i was in the carpool lane (i had other passengers) about a mile before the speed limit is 70. i was going about the speed of traffic, maybe a little faster, but not noticeably, and got a 100 dollar ticket.

especially bullshit because i took a drivers ed course with cops and they told me that in a situation like that, i could easily be going 70 with no problems, and that i wouldnt get pulled over unless i was being dangerous or going 75+
 
most departments these days do not have a quota. Some statewide police forces (IE highway patrol types) still do, but the vast majority do not.
 
So you wanted to hid in the trunk while your friend fucked some girl in a random parking lot?

Really great idea. This thread is intelligent.
 
ywah thats what i was wondering..
maybe hes under 17 or 16?
but either way usually cops freak out when kids do sketchy things like sit in a parked car at night in an empty parking lot
 
ywah thats what i was wondering..
maybe hes under 17 or 16?
but either way usually cops freak out when kids do sketchy things like sit in a parked car at night in an empty parking lot
 
^ this.and one time my mom and i, in her silver mercedes, were driving -amongst dozens of other cars- in the break down lane about a quarter of a mile before mcdonalds, because we wanted to pass traffic and go to mcdonalds, and the cop pulls over just one car, ours. now we mightve been in the nicest car in the row but the guy was a huge douche bag, just hatin cuz im beautiful babbbbyy
 
^ this.and one time my mom and i, in her silver mercedes, were driving -amongst dozens of other cars- in the break down lane about a quarter of a mile before mcdonalds, because we wanted to pass traffic and go to mcdonalds, and the cop pulls over just one car, ours. now we mightve been in the nicest car in the row but the guy was a huge douche bag, just hatin cuz im beautiful babbbbyy
 
You can't have sex in a parking random parking lot, even if it's your car. If it's your driveway whatever but random parking lots no go
 
Isn't there some weird thing about how Parking Lots are typically private property, so technically cops can't pull you over for traffic violations?
 
yea and every story I've heard like that was 99% hyperbole, and I sense that here as well.

and if he was out past curfew... boo fucking hoo. Most cops won't cite that, but if it does, whatever.
 
I don't know if it's the same where you live but most of the time you don't need a license if the vehicle I under a certain amount of CC's. Idk if it's just Connecticut but yea haha
 
got caught driving to the beach on nantucket with my buddies. Got real drunk playin pong and wanted to smoke some tube on the beach. Reall drunk at this point so we hop in my buddies truck, only really driving a mile on a dirt road so not a hard drive. we get in the bed of the truck with some beach chairs set up and role out. About halfway there a cop pulls out behind us and starts following. we make a turn and he follows. My friends sister is sitting on the wheel well of the truck and someone tells her to get down. she does and the cop puts on his flashers. I guess you have to be sitting on the bed of the truck if youre gonna ride there. so lame. So the cop shines his flashlight in the back seat of the truck and sees a rack. searches the car, find a rack and 2 bottles of ol Crow along with my bong and nugs. Long story short the only person who gets in trouble is the driver. He never got breathalyzed but he spent the night in jail because he had alcohol in the car. Nothing happened to me except I got my bong taken :(
 
im 16. it was past curfew. and no one could drive one because "neither of you have your licences on your person." but we both had record of having them and being able to drive at night.
 
first.

Its past curfew. Thats the first thing you did wrong

Second.

Why would you be driving a car and not have your license on you? Thats just idiotic. It doesnt matter if they have record or not.

Third.

Why were you in the back seat so your friend could fuck? why not take a walk?

Fourth.

It sounds like you and your friend were being smartasses. Thats probally why he was pissed. Cops are stressed, and dont need lil horny 16 year olds talking shit.

Ive been caught in this same situation. Except for the fact that i was 16, and she was 19. Therefore making it Child Molestation. I was nice to the cops, gave them my name, complied with what they asked, and guess what they did?

Told me to just go home. WOAH! you mean by working with them, i didnt get in trouble? Unheard of
 
you mean 12am?

I hope to god your allowed to drive in the daylight.

Does it matter whather it was 12:02 or longer? He wouldnt have been able to make it back regardless
 
my dad got pulled over (i was in the passenger seat) for going 37 in a 35...
a cop kicked me out of an urban spot IMMEDIATELY after i had just finished building the jump...

my only 2 experiences with cops. LET'S GO
 
i had a run in with the cops this past week while being towed behind my friends car in the snow around my school campus. the cop wasnt a dick at all pretty chill about the whole thing
 
why the fuck would you sleep in your friends car while he fucks a girl.... just stay wherever you were if you wanted to sleep..?

sweet icon btw
 
All I can think about of Officer Pigglywiggly saying "Son, please step inside the trunk of the vehicle and demonstrate this lever you speak of"
And having you perform in front of everyone your magic trick.

If only you had this shit recorded and you popped out of the trunk saying TA DA you would be youtube gold.
I bet they would have tazed you at that point then and said "oh ta da motherfucker looks like you fell face first on the pavement"
 
I am not sure what it's like being a bro with you and your friends either. That whole sex while waiting in the trunk thing is odd. I mean....i've waited while my friends humped in my bathroom, and I am in the bedroom smokin up on half life...
 
Yup. Like the time i ran out of gas on the road 200 feet from the gas station in the middle of town. Pushing my car down the road. Saw a cop coming, though hey sweet, maybe he'll turn some flashers on so i don't get hit, but he was just pulling in to go to the dunkin donuts I was passing.

Or the time when somebody hit my car at school and left. Come out find my door/side pushed in. Cop comes, smoking a cigar on school property. Say it doesn't look that bad. Doesn't even want to fill out a report so that i have a record if i find the person that hit it. Never got out of his car, continued smoking his cigar.

So many times, so many stories. Not all cops are bad, but most really suck.

Op's story was just askin for something though. Really poor gameplan.
 
i would like to let you know. we werent smartasses. we said "yes sir, no sir" all that good shit you say to cops to keep them happy. they even made jokes like "dude you dont even know her dad and your porking her" or "when i was your age, it would be me in the backseat of the car getting it on with that girl" so your wrong.
 
you just made me crack up like no other. ahha. and i didnt care that he was having sex in the back seats while i was sleeping. who cares. if i dont hear it. and i can sleep. no big deal.
 
there are curfews for youth. there are also usually curfews on young drivers (it was 1am in my area). it varies by state and locality. It is fine. Not like "OMG IN THE OPPRESSIVE USA THEY HAVE KURPHEW???"
 
If you're repsectful, 80% of cops are cool. I've been pulled over multiple times for speeding, sliding in parking lots, doing donuts, etc and have never gotten a single ticket.
The other night we're driving around in my buddies 300 wheel evo looking for people to race. We're hauling ass being stupid down a main street and a cop passes and immediately turns around. We dip off into a neighborhood and blow through a couple stop signs, and then the driver pulls into a car port of a house and turns off his lights. The cop sees us when he drives by and turns his lights on and blocks us in. He comes up with his gun drawn, gets us out of the car and 7 more cruisers come, and a drug dog. Search us both and search the car, and luckily nothing was in the car or on us.
After they see the nothing was in the car, they put us back in the evo and all the cruisers leave except for the cop that pulled us over in the first place. Dude was real cool and it didn't turn out to bad. He gave the driver three tickets total, which isn't too bad. 50 in a 35, running a stop sign and no front license plate. He told us he easily could have thrown us in jail for the night for fleeing, obstruction, wreckless op blah blah blah.
Sparknotes: Be chill and be honest, and they'll be chill
 
ive only had 2 experiences with cops

1..i got hit by a taxi while riding a scooter..5-0 was cool, just got my info and what not

2..I rolled my truck on my way home from work..5-0 was super chill, dude gave me a jacket cuz it was hella cold and i didnt have a coat or anything..got lucky though cuz i had my dirty ass bowl in my pocket hahah

i dont mind the police, for the most part theyre super chill unless you give them a reason to not be
 
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