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so tonigth i was at a party and who else but the pigs come... i ran out the back door and i hoped 2 picket fences and 2 barbed wire...them i los my shoe and ruined my brand new paoir of pants and shirt and lost a shoe... what a night...i have cuts all over my arma dn my hand has like holes in it,,, shit. turns out kids just walked out the frnont door and cops didnt say a word to them... im pissed, sorry for the shitty post but i had to tell teh story. peace.

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goddamn nazi mcpigs

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ahhh yah....i dont have anything agianst cops except for the ones from the south. God Damn Dirty South.

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shit theres some hot chick cops in west van...fuck i be drunk as shit and trying to hook it up

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west vans ghetto. i was at a party there and some kid tried to fight me for no reason... do you know someone named wyatt??

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theres this one chick cpo in ladenr tahts so chill. this one nihgt aftre a party we were in this park after a party and she all comes up to us and starts talking to us like some rgular chikc. after a whil my buddys like hey i bet i can guess how old you are and she like k if you can guess my age i wontt dump out your beer. he guess 25 and it was right. shes like wow tats pretty good. and hes lik im good at bra sizes too. then shes like no no no, not now this vest it makes me look like im 10. it was funy. and thats my story. goodnigt

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I can't believe you ran away. when cops come to a party the never do anything. they just shut shit down. your not gonna get in any trouble. just be polite and walk by. running away gets you in trouble. by the way anyone ever watch to serve and protect

 
yah running away is the worst thing to do. Then it just makes you look like you have something to hide. IF you are just really polite and try to act a sober as possible they arnt going to do anyhting.

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Cops usually aren't huge dicks unless you give em a reason to be (MOST anyways..some are just assholes). If you're not absolutly smashed, being a dickhead, or trying to drive home, they'll usually leave you alone. They can't get everyone at a party, so they target the suspicious ones, like those who run away or look like they're on crack.

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Don't think just jump.

 
At our party friday we had EVERY cop in Davis come except 1. Word of advice: NEVER let cops in your house or backyard where everyone is. Just take your noise violation and send everyone home. We got $500 worth of noise violations but we're gonna fight it down to 1 $160 violation; it coulda been a lot worse. Some cops are cool.

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haha ya i know wyatt...what party were you at man...lol

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cops around here at partys give breathilizers and bust lots of people for weed and shit so sometimes running makes sense. All the cops in my town are really gay 40 year olds not hot women cops

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yeah sometimes they take names and shit here. i heard someone yell cops and i fucking ran like there was no tomarrow. i Lost a Birkenstock and ripped my polo shirt and a pair of jeans. i hoped 2 barbed wire fences and 2 7 foot tall wooden picket ones after i had layed down on the metal barbed wired one so people could like walk over and then flipped my self. then i boosted 2 kids over the wooden fences and just jumped myself, it was intense but kinda fun, later on after everyone met up i found out that kids had just walked out the front door. oh well it was an expeirience... and better safe then sorry. alos the cops in our town wouldnt really chase the kids they arent really fast enough, except for a few, if they saw us hop a fence they would just let us go.

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