There is a cop that always sits in my driveway to catch speeders, since the speed limit drops from 55 to 30 by my house. He is there everyday now and it is starting to piss me off. I want some ideas to make him leave
Put a spikestrip on your drive way and maybe he will drive over it. Or put a sign on your lawn that says selling pigs. Go across street, take pic. Post on NS
Tell them there is a government vehicle parked in your driveway and they didn't leave when asked. Then film the cops reaction as he get's the call, hears the address, and realizes it's him.
or when he's out therewalk out in your pyjamas and bunnyslippers to bring him milk and cookies, if he feels real awkward about it, he'll never be there again !
That is actually a fantastic idea. Or offer him something really obscure, like an un cooked porkchop in the morning or a live lobster. Just some weird stuff.