lushlaxstr
Active member
so. my friends (beck) parents went out of town for a week starting last week. and last saturday we had a party at his house. it was okay, like 10 people were there, it ended up turning into a druken sloppy fuck-fest. girls are fucking whores on alcohol. but it was okay because we saw one of the hottest girls in our grades boobs. soooooo nice. shes a red head too....very hott. so that was good. last night beck had another party at his house. it started with a few people but it grew to like 40-50 people. it was sick. i was so fucking trashed i dont remember msot of the night, i was funneling beers all night. but the peopel were cool because there were people from all the "clicks" at our school, drinking and having fun. so all was good and a car full of hot fucking girls aching to get drunk and gang banged by all of us showed up (one of them was the redhead) and who comes in right behind them? 8-12 state trooper cars. i didnt notice that bcasue i was sooooo far gone by then and i was in theg kitchen and saw a guy with a badge at the front door, and that pig waved at me. i was like, FUCK NO, and turned and bolted out the back door and ran and ran and ran through the woods in the snow and mud. i was in bare feet and a t-shirt, and i was so fucked up i had no idea what was going on. then i come to a road where some other kids who ran were and one of them was like, come to my house and sleep, so i went therte and just like passed out. from what i heard from my friends today, everyone got breathalized and pretty much everyone got PMB's. and like some kids were wernt drinking was fucking with the pigs. like jack was trying to get one of the cops to roll a tabbacco ciggarett for him and shit. it was funny. i wake up the next morning and they said my car got fucking towed. so i went back to becks house and sure enough, those fuckers towed my car. so beck drives me to like 3 tow yards, and non have it, so i call the cops and i was like, where is my fucking car? and they siad it would be at one of two locations. i checked both, and it wasnt there, so i called back and asked them agian "wheres my car?" they said they will call me in a few min and let me know, so i said "yeah good job, go find my damn car that you pigs lost" the lady cop on the phone got pissed and hung up. (she never called back) so i call my dad and he said the cops called him and he came with my mom to pick up my car and it was at my house. hes fucking pissed and wants to chop off my balls and feed them to ethiopians. so i went skiing and not im at becks house and my parents think im at work till 12, and dont want to go home, beccuase i love my balls and those damn ethiopians are fucking fatasses anyway. god damn, i dont wanna go home....... fuck this shit. i think i might go to this party in waterbury tonight.....
