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powder99

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allright i just got back from driving around town with my friend and we are just fucking around bored as hell speeding running the odd stop sign when all of a sudden we the car that was behind us put its lights on and ended up being a cop, both cops get out of the cars and tell us that they had been following us for about 5 km and had us down for about 6 driving offenses one of them being going 120 in a 60 zone, the cop tells us that there is going to probably be over 1000 dollars in fines and probably get his license taken away, they go back to the car to right up a ticket then call my friend over, THEY DIDN'T FINE US OR TAKE AWAY HIS LICENSE, they just said that they had to go to another call and that they would phone his parents, wow we couldn't believe it, he would have been so fucked its not even funny, they didn't even mention the underground neon we had on that was illegal, i have so much respect for cops now, they aren't all bad guys

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
cops can eat my fucking asshole. I've had more drinking tickets than you could shake a stick at. fuck off piggys.

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

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i know man, before this i hated them so much, they always end up finding our parties and dumping out our beer, but to not give my friend a huge ass fine and take away his license its so crazy

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
you're an idiot, dont respect the cops, somebody probably got shot and they had to go check it out, that's why you didnt get fucked, believe me, those cops would've fucked you as hard as they could if somebody hadnt died to save your ass.

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
well put, fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police, yo fuck em

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

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before he got this 'call' he allready said he was going to see what he could do to help him keep his license and this 'call' sounded more like that they were to lazy to want to write up anything and used it as an excuse

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
why would he have pulled you over if he was just gonna let you go?

even if that's the case, most cops are still power trippin pig fuckers

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
a lot of cops can be cool like that. its all in how you talk to them.

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
I think this call was he had to get sonme doughnuts. and he was a lasy basterd and didn't want to go to court when ur friend was getting his license taken away. Damn the piggs, u will get over this some day, just like i got over my good experince with the po po.

 
Well generally you should respect the cops, you got these kids in cincy who don't respect them and run from them, do something suspicious and get shot, and then the whole west side of downtown falls into a race riot... uhh... not like I'm being specific or anything.

 
if you respect them and don't cop an attitude they're more likely to be lax. They don't necessarily want to give tickets 'cuz tickets mean paperwork which is a bitch. but obviously if you give them a reason to dislike you, they'll walk all over you. Some are on a power trip, usually the younger ones, and the older ones don't give a shit anymore and are more likely to let you off. and yeah, if you're pulled over on a traffic stop and they get a homicide call, they'll book outta there and just say 'don't do it again.' still fuck the police, just fuck 'em gently.

'They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so they get a taste of home while they're at it.'
 
the seattle cops have been hella easy going this summer i wonder why

Shadow Boxing, Got a Killer Sihouette

Jibbin' for Jesus
 
i've heard they've been confiscating a lot more weed recently. could just be a coincidence.....

'They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so they get a taste of home while they're at it.'
 
seattle cops.

'They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so they get a taste of home while they're at it.'
 
hmmm weird my friend had an ounce and they made him empty it into the storm drain. bremerton cops have been cracking down trying to get off being #3 on the high times list

Shadow Boxing, Got a Killer Sihouette

Jibbin' for Jesus
 
WHo gets bored and decides to drive around speeding and running red lights/stopsigns just cause there's nothing to do? LOL

Fwqwhgads!

The only member of the 'Early Riser Coffee Club'

 
dont like giving tickets?? there's somthing called a quota...

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i went wakeboarding in lake union in seattle, thats a 7 mph zone. i was going 24. didnt see no cops, and 4 houseboats called us in. it was my friends boat. i was up for 30 seconds, one decent hit at the wake, then the cops plled us over. didnt even give us a ticket and we didnt have a fire extinguisher and flairs and shit. they were hella chill. i thought i was fucked. and he didnt do shit, just told us not to do it agian. water cops are at least chill, unless your are a jet skier, then get fucked. and deserve it

~Tom
 
Some fucking water cops in Georgia gave us a ticket for making this tiny wake in a no-wake zone. But even at idle speed the boat makes a wake, bastards.

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The quota doesnt exist they just need to show that they are working by making something on paper which means they could write you a warning and it would be the same effect as writing you a ticket

Shadow Boxing, Got a Killer Sihouette

Jibbin' for Jesus
 
Yea the quota is a myth. We had a cop at our school, and we actually asked him about it, and said it's just a big myth. There is a record of how many tickets a certain cop has given out, and they get some kind of periodically scheduled review, and it'll show up if they're being too lax.

 
yea maybe cops in other places are cool but not around here. A kid at my school got his car illegally searched and they found an ouncebroken up in 1/8ths so he would have gotten 1 oz possession and distribution and paraphinelia and other stuff but the judge threw it out. All the cops do in my town is look for people speeding.

Enforcing marijuana prohibition costs taxpayers an estimated $10 billion annually and results in the arrest of more than 734,000 individuals per year -- far more than the total number of arrestees for all violent crimes combined, including murder, rape, robbery and aggravated assault.' - www.norml.org

 
me and some of my mates were walking along the street, we had 3 jay's between us, all being smoked when a cop pulls up of the side of the road, and right when i blew out the smoke they turned on thier spotlight. they were stupid though and just sat their for a minute then drove of

i was shittin myself

what?
 
mates eh?

wait, why was your neon illegal?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Seeing as he's gonna ring your mate's parents then they've got his details and he'll probably get 1000 dollars worth of fines sent to him, doubt you'd get off that easy.

and not all cops are bad.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
there are some good cops, and some bad, i think the good ones try to actually help teenagers and i understand that they have to give minors and shit. i mean it is breaking the law. but most cops only worry about busting teenagers and giving us a hardtime, at least in my town

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
i walked into the dance tonight with a suit and a cane and a cop wouldnt let me take my cain in, he said it was a weapon. lame cops, ruining my get-up

 
jono what was the dance for?

thats damn funny.

so did he confiscate the cane? did you get it back?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
it was just a school dance that some chick won from muchmusic. and i decided to look cool because we dont usually have dances anymore because people basically just used them for places to go while drunk/ drugged up (me included). so i strole in looking sweet in my pinstripe suit and cane and the bastard makes me put my cane away. i got it back, but i mean comon, its a cain!

 
yea last year a friend of mine didnt get let in with a cane. At homecoming this year they are turing people away and shit if your wasted or really fucked up someone said which would be gay cause that really is the only reason to go to a dance

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man its all about how you work the cops. we threw a banging party last night at my house and the cops got called and came, and so everyone was downstairs in the basement and me and these two guys are upstairs when the cops walked in and the my two friends knew them and shit, and the cops know they've messed up but are somewhat good kids, so they let us totally off the hook and were just like keep it down, we dont want anymore calls. fuck we had so much beer and pot too, if they had found it id be screwed for a long time.

 
This goes for many of the beginning posts. I've got bored reading, BUT your fucking idiots.

You dumb little shits, if you don't break the law, then you won't get tickets, arrested, have your underage beer thrown out.

You un-intelligent rejects get caught, you deserve to pay the price.

I hit 157MPH on my bike yesterday, (4 of us) if we got caught, it would have ONLY been my fault cause I twisted the throttle.

So grow up and take some responsibility.

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The Best Six You'll Ever Have!
 
cops can be pretty nice, but they usually arnt

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cops are gay fuckem fuck em all up in da ass!!!!!!!! And fuck all da cop lovers fuk dem up in da ass. RODNEY KING!RODNEY KING!,RODNEY KING! LOLLLL

 
cops are gay fuckem fuck em all up in da ass!!!!!!!! And fuck all da cop lovers fuk dem up in da ass. RODNEY KING!RODNEY KING!,RODNEY KING! LOLLLL

 
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I fucking hate COPS! I throw rocks at their cars, and i have stolen two police bikes. They are such fucking assholes. That is what i love about canada, the cops per captia is a lot lower that the states. You really want to fuck over a cop car easily, break off the attenas. It will shut them down for a while. But if you think about it, tax payers (us) just will end up paying for it, and the seem a little counter productive, but it is worth it to me just to fuck with those piggies.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
cops can be chill, like 1 in 20, but i got pulled over last night for doing 45 in a 45, i'm like what the hell is up officer, he got license reg, insurance and stuff, then came back and was like, you'd best stop driving erratically, and i'm like, but i wasn't sir, and he s like still, be careful son, i just kind adrove off, stupid police

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
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