Coon Tans are dope

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I just got my first raccoon (goggle) tan ever! I've been looking at other hardcore skiers and boarders for the last couple years and they all have goggle tans so I wanted one. I just didn't wear sunscreen for a sunny day on the slopes and BAM there it was! I feel hardcore now!

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
 
Girls find that totally hot and hardcore. Feel like you can do bio 12's now?

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google tans rule. i get a big dirty one every year. i dunno about the girl thing though. ive been turned down cause of my goggle tan before

 
no one gets goggle tans here,ever

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yeah you must feel like you can do bio 12s, when you get a goggle tan everything goes out the window and you like as good as a pro

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dude that tanning booth thing is whack. (see my vocabulary has changed since the tan). I don't know about the girl thing either. my girlfriend doesn't seem to be as impressed or excited as i am about it.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
 
try growing a moustache...

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'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
goggle tans are soooo sexy..

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember. that your not gonna be young forever. think smart, have fun, stay true and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
yea goggles tans are sexy. im slightly getting one...

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

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aoe, maybe she just thought you were ugly regardless of the coon tan...

coon tans rock the casba

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

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How can goggle tans not be sexy! That's one of my pre reqs for dating a guy. Mine is semi-permanent. I wear sunscreen every day, yet it keeps getting darker and darker, I love it!

 
goggle tans are sexy as fuck!

ive got a great goggle tan going on right now

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*~Riann~*

you stare at me like im a vitamin!
 
im sporting the goggle tan

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yeah

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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i have one

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