Coolest Falls

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What is the coolest fall you've ever had?

One time I fell trying a switch 180 and after my head hit the ground I kept somersaulting and my skis stuck in the ground. The force of me moving popped me back up. It was crazy. Everyone on the chairlift was cheering, or laughing. I'm not really sure.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
my best fall was racing, unfortunately. i was cruising down the GS course at states and my binding on my outside ski decided it didnt wanna work anymore... so i went down, busted up a couple gates and slid a few hundred feet.

 
i had some pretty cool ones last year... on the last day, i decided to straightline this one run, and of course the whole mountain was bulletproof, but i didnt know it was all lumpy. so i go down and my skis are chattering hella, then my left ski just slides off for no reason. i remain stadning for aboot 1 second, then my foot caught and i went down, knocking the wind out of me. i kept saying im all right with the wind not out me, it was fun... then once i tried a 3, notin much... i under rotate a tad and catch and that makes me do a flip just above the ground, i landed that so it was cool. but ive had some pretty cool crashes

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I threw a 3 at the top of a hill off a jump my friedns and i had build. My shitty bindings decided to give out, and i popped out of my skis. These conditions were icy as hell, no real snow, and i slid down the whole run without poles or skis. Must'ove been 100 yards. Eveyrone on the chairlift was laughing and pointing. So next run i want to land the 3 and i do the exact same thing. Pop out of my bindings and slide down the whole run for the second time. There was no way to stop on that icy slope. Eveyrone on the quad next to the jump was laughing so hard the second time as i gathered up my gear. funny as hell for eveyone but me

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i saw the nastiest fall ever!, this kid landed the sweetest 7 saftey and went all the way down the landing, then just after he came off the landing, total on balance and everything, then his bindings relieced and he slid all the way down the hill, it was halarious!

 
dropped a cliff into some cascade cement, came outta both skis at the same time and did about 5 headplant somersaults all the way down the hill

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
no the best ones is the guys who are going too fast and dont know how to ski under the chair left and when they cross their skis into a total yard sale and about a 50 yard slide...those are priceless

So the other day my girlfriend says to me i want 9 inches and for you to make it hurt:

so i fucked her three times and punched her in the back of the head
 
i was skiing switch while talking to my friend up above on the chairlift when i was suddlenly struck by the chair tower. i did the same thing another time but just into deep powder. oh, and when i broke my collar bone was pretty spectacular too. overcleared a 65 foot table by 30 feet. that sucked.

 
the other day i was skiing with CONVERT and he ollied up onto a blue plastic barrel stuck in the ground. the barrel folded in, then bounced up sending him into a front-flip. his tip caught in the snow. and as he came around his foot was pulled from his boot and he landed on his back. the ski landed on the ground with the boot still in the binding.

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hit a tree powder skiing... there was like 6 feet of snow and I was coming of a pitch onto a sort of flat when I started sinking... but I was on an angle and I wraped myself around a tree... broke a rib and it has never healed right to this day

I saw a fall on Warren Miller tv that it the funniest thing I have ever seen. This guy fell on a steep long mogul run and slid down for like 2 minutes and smoked a couple of people.. the guy had not stop sliding when they cut the shot... HILARIOUS

 
k, if you're gonna talk about warren miller movies.... i forget which one.. the guy in spandex suit drops a 100+ foot cliff on mt.washington hardcore spread eagle! obviously, youve got warren miller's great comments in the backround as the guy flops forwards on the landing and flies another 30 feet to land hand out of the way straight on his face...

then later there's this really dirty monoski guy pulling crazy backcountry backflips and twisters and stuff... all way ahead of his time!hehe.. then he does this kicker... shoots about 40 feet straight in the air, but as soon as he left the kicker, his monoski launched right off, and he continues his huge double backflip, and lands all flat, and almost gets smashed by his monoski!

a classic, a must see!

cheers

 
this kid the lunchbox at okemo came up real short on a hip and slammed his knee into his face broke his goggles and his teeth

 
back when i was 15 i slipped off the edge of this 30 footer due to the fact that my edges were shot. i was going in such a way that i was going to land on some rocks below. luckily i was able to do a sorta kung fu kick off an ajoining cliff. it was shaped like an L i went off the bottom of the L toward the side of it, kicked off the wall, lost my skis, and propelled myself past the rocks where i landed with no skis, and got burried up to my neck.

my other one was a time that i went for a backflip, and lost both skis off the lip. this wreck was documented as a fridge photo in freeze a few years ago.

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coolest bail is in Happy Days where Jon turns his bail on the water tower into a flatspin...

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one time when i fell my ski poped off flew through the air and hit me in the back and bounced to my head. the other time mt tips dug into the pow and it was so deep i did a summersault totally under the snow then poped back up and skied away, it was like i was in water.

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this one time i was skiing in thick fog and there was a sudden sharp upslope.. it had been a long day of hiking and jumping and my legs were so tired that i figured it would be less painful to just take the fall then to have to pull my weight back really hard. christ was i wrong.. i landed on my chest and scorpioned UPhill, then rolled forward once and lay there flat! guess i was going faster than i thought.. fuck did that ever hurt the next day.

 
When I was about 10 I was just skiing along and hit a bump and got some air then i landed with a ski pole in my ass and had to get cream to stop it from swelling. Its funny looking back on crashes.

 
I tried to follow some tracks above the ski run at lower international at Alpental. Anyways, the trail started to get icy, and then i caught an edge at a little spine in the snow. I started to slide on what was total ice. I looked down and saw a row of trees, small little pines or whatever speeding towards me at the bottom of the slope. I couldnt do anything, and i slammed into them at about 25 miles an hour, skis first. I actually got caught on a few tree trunks before i passed the trees, blew out of my skis and then proceeded to slide off a small cliff under the trees to land on the run. It was a bitch getting my skis back out of those trees.

Oh shit, there it goes....

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yeah 2 weekends ago when i went for my first backflip, i underrotated landed on my knees, my body was thrown into the pile of snow we had for a landing and i indented there for about 15 minutes

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ah i got a bunch

1. Ok. we were at Holiday Valley and i came over this rise. I wasn't going fast, but somehow i got a little air (i was 13) i came over, and saw Thses huge moguls. i landed staright on the back of the one, front fliped over, and landed on my chest on the next one. Injuries: Broken thumb, smashed chest, and a crazy headache

2. a couple days ago we were bombing a hill i came under the snow gun, and i saw the snow had a buch of holes in it. Ahh well, i go through, and the snow is like glue. flip sideways and land on my shoulder about 20 feet away from the spot where i fell.

3. Kids building a shitty litlle jump, kid comes in to test it, ski go right through it, and he faceplants hard right on the lip. Hilarious!

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Ok, we had this tiny jump, and were gettin 5-7 feet of air. this black kid with rentals on comes in in a race tuck, doin about 45 mph. hits the jump, 10-15 feet in the air, skis shoot off like missles, and he does a half back and lands right on his head. Im standin up there, and i knew the kid died. were startin down to see if he was ok, and he gets up and is like, ' Yeah!' then he did it again

'about 15-20 minutes after i'd started pushing, the thing came out of my ass. I felt so relieved i started to cry. now here's the funny part. Because the shit was so hard and so big, after it was out my body went into shock. I turned all clamy, my clothes and my body were soaked in sweat, and i started to shiver and spasm uncontrollably. I just sat back on the pot and decided to wait it out. I sat on the fuckign toilet for over an hour with sweat forming a puddle on the floor, and me feeling like i'd been shoved under snow with no clothes on.' Crystaline Skier
 
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