Coolers....wow my friends are gay.

damn i hate JD, fucking gross lol. Bacardi is good. Im not really a fan of beer, but i'll drink one if someone gives me one.
 
couldn't have said it better myself.

besides the fact that drinking bitch beer is undeniably lame, it tastes a lot worse than beer, you'll soon realize. like I'll drink some sparks before I'm about to head out, but that stuff does not taste good.

P.S. its also hilarious how many people here just loooooove (insert cheap american light beer). go buy some yuengling light or sam adams light if you want a good tasting light beer. yuengling is cheap too.
 
it's actually all-natural ingredients. either way, props for posting that. i always have a case in my fridge. i've been known to grab for a natty at any hour of the day solely because my brita pitcher was empty at the time. call me an alcoholic, but what's wrong with being a fan of pure refreshment in a can? you, my friend, get it.
 
right on man, sam adams makes a quality product, and everyone here in VA is obsessed with yuengling.
but what about JOOSE?!??!?! ahahahahahahhahaha
 
don't get me started on joose, that stuff is shit and all the little indie girls are obsessed with it
 
round here all the rednecks and sluts like it. we were driving back to school from a NASCAR race one night (yes, a NASCAR race, it was my first one and actually really fun if you gamble on it and go for the people watching) and we were super hammered and wanted some more booze. we saw that shit in a gas station and remembered a bunch of hicks had been talking about it earlier in the day. we just haaaaaaad to buy it because the tribal tattoo logo made us laugh so hard. it tasted like dog shit though, and i swear to god it doubled the severity of my hangover.
 
thank you for someone finally not hating on me.

and today just out of curiosity i asked a bunch of girls i know and some of my friends who didnt go to the party what they though about this and they all said its gay. so dont get pissed at me as you can see most people( atleast at my school) have an unwritten rule that girls drink coolers at party's and guys drink beer and hard liqour so i was kinda influenced by that.

P.s. dont even try vex, i know before i said i liked it but thinking back now it was mike's hard. I remember drinking vex and getting bloated and feeling nacious( not from the alchohol but from the drink it self). They are way to sugary for my liking.

seeing as i just figured out mike's hard is considered a cooler i kinda take back( slightly) what i said. Mike's hard is damn good when hanging around and stuff but i still thinks its weird at party's to drink stuff thats in all the color's of the rainbows and have flavor's such as "wild berry blast" "passion berry" "tropical explosion"

 
Im in my late teens, and everybody's insecurities are super high, also im canadain, so if you dont drink beer people say your not a man and shit. personally i dont like beer, i think its funny though, cause anyone who bases their masculinity on what type of liquid they drink has some isues.

basically my viewpoint is, why should i drink some shit that i hate the tast of, and takes a relatively large volume of to get drunk, when i can drink some hard shit, and get drunk fast on lesser actual amount of liquid? is that what "being a man is"? drinking some weak watered down alcohol? it really seems backwards to me, everyone who's trying to act all macho and tough is drinking the stuff with the lowest alcohol content. its like a guy playing with fire crackers saying a guy playing with grenades isn't as manly as him. my whole goal is to get a good level of drunkinness going. lets say drunkiness is my destination, theres two roads, the super long, shitty bullshit road (beer), or the short highway (hard liquor), and im not looking to see the sights on my way there, well im taking the short highway, it just makes sense.

now i personally dont like beer, and dont see the point in 'cracking a cold one' after work. but some people do, some peolpe have different reasons for drinking than i do, so im not gonna say which is better or call anyone anything for drinking something. however you want to get shitterd, go ahead, just dont be the douche trying to call someone out for drinking something, you just end up looking like a tool.
 
i know your not agreeing with me and your calling me a douche and a tool.

but thankyou for putting how your Canadian in there because i think this might be a big factor in this argument. Like Im pretty sure there are more americans on the forums than canadians and maybe in the US they might not have this notion that coolers are gay for guys to drink. Because like i said earlier after talking to a bunch of people (girls guys, grade 12 "grade 11's other grade 10's and even some my cousins and his friends who are in college) and everyone i talked to agreed with me that thats just a bit weird. And i wasnt biased when asking them i just said "Do you thinks its kinda gay for guys to drink coolers at partys" so its not like they were agreeing with me because they know me.

I totally see your point in the whole point about getting drunk off of something that has a good taste( well depends what your drinking) and a higher alcohol content. Make's sense when you put i that way.

I guess i would drink more coolers like mike's hard at parties and shit if it was as easy to get as beer ( if i plan ahead i guess it would be easy to get) but im pretty sure beer is cheaper and i would get called gay if i drank it.

I never called the guys out on it either, i wouldnt go up to them and be like " wow you are fucking gay" we were all drunk and having a goodtime, there still my friends no matter what they drink.
 
This thread reminded me of why I never come to this site anymore. the immaturity of nearly everyone in this thread proves to me how truly prepubescent and hairless most of you pathetic d bags are. I am just glad I am from KY where people arent afraid to throw in a copenhagen, drink a bud heavy and have a good time. peace I probably will never be back
 
Drinking is a marathon, not a sprint. So learn to drink and enjoy beer, or keep on just being a vag and only drinking hard shit you hate the taste of
 
i never said i hated it but i dont like it much. there's a difference. like i dont drink it a cringe and shit. I just drink and go "meh..."
 
Yeah I see where you are coming from.

I was at a party on the weekend and all us girls were bagging the shit out of some of the guys for brinign cruisers cos we were on beers. But its fine for guys of htis age to drink the "chicks" drinks becuase they can probably drink a lot more of these than they can bottles of beer becuase they have like half the alcohol content. It probs makes then feel better to drink like 6 cruisers or what ever instead of like 4 beers. Once they get older its probs going to be something they grow out of.
 
I'd rather be called gay than be the dumb and ignorant baboon who thinks sweet drinks make you less of a man.
 
whole story and replies made me laugh, at 15 you drink what you can get your hands on..........somebody said beggers cant be choosers so true so true........
 
ive been to plenty of parties, but ive kinda stopped due to the large amount of tools there. an average party around here is a bunch of people standing and sitting around doing absolutely nothing all night, just getting drunk to be drunk and look cool, and alot of fags going around with no shirts on, acting tough, etc.... just a big tool fest. ive been to two parties that i actually liked, one was a techno dance party, where everyone was going crazy and shit, and another was a bonfire, which was fun cause it was at a kids house with like 100 acres of land multiple fires, and golf karts. so there was plenty of stuff to do.
if im going to a party, id rather it be an actual party, not a lets stand around with our shirts off talking about how cool we are cause we play football, tool fest.
and about the coolers thing, can someone give me a legit reason why its gay to drink something that tastes good? do you guys get pissed when you and all your tough guy buddies go out to eat and get steak and ribs, and the guy at another table gets a salad and a milkshake? or when all your buddies dress in all black, then you see some guy wearing a blue shirt, does that piss you off too?
i just dont get it. i never knew drinking was such a tough thing to do, you sure got to be a man to drink beer i guess, since chicks and 12 year olds do it all the time huh? this is exactly why i hate MOST parties, and dont like drinking, the whole kinda "culture" of it is just so damn gay. people thinking they are the most badass shit ever cause they can drink a beer quickly, people calling other kids pussies cause they dont feel like drinking a shit ton. its just like shit, i might as well be wearing a tapout muscle shirt and hanging out with all my wrestling friends making fun of non weight lifters and playing slapass all day.
it doesnt take balls or being a man to drink fucking beer, just drink whatever the hell you want and dont get all but hurt when someone drinks something else. and dont convince yourself that your a badass cause you can drink, when 99% of kids 12-25 and both sex's drink all the fucking time. if anything it takes balls to do whatever the hell you want without worrying about what all the tools think. getting butthurt and letting it get to your feelings when you see someone drinking a colored liquid, is for pussies, my 14 year old sister isnt even that big of a bitch.
 
i wasnt neccessarily calling you a douche/tool, i was calling the people who think men olny drink beer and if you drink anything else your gay, douchebags and tools ahah. if you identify with that group of people then i guess i was though lol. and i forgot to add this, and it might change how you viewed my comment - even though its a bit hypocritical, i think that when guys drink actual coolers it is a bit weird, i totally agree with you, and the people you asked, on that. i cant explain it, maybe its the friuty taste, or the bright colors of the drink, but theres something weird about a bunch of guys drinking coolers at a party, if you can get coolers, you can probably get hard liquor, so just get that.

anyways, i wasnt trying to call you out specifically, i was focusing more on the 'anything thats not a beer is gay for a man to drink' thing....but i would never personally drink a cooler haha
 
In my initial post i wasnt trying to sound like that " Men drink beer and if you drink anything else your a women/fag/pussy" thats not what i meant to say but after re reading what i wrote i can see how people took it that way. I think thats the biggest reason people are hating is because there reading my post and thinking that im that type of guy who say's that shit.

The only time i would really drink a cooler was if there was nothign else to drink, and if i did end up drinking it i would probably put it in a glass so it didnt look so colorful.

and thanks for agreeing with me on the other bit
 
the thing with coolers is that they dont even taste like alcohol. they take the whole malt beverage out of the taste, it's unnatural and kind of untraditional
 
man, your blowing this whole thing out of proportion. just chill. stress is bad and it sounds like your stressing over this.
 
haha ya coolers are pretty weak. I personally can't stand beer, I ussually don't even get drunk if it's the only thing around to drink, luckily I live in Canada and I can buy my own. Just mix, it's so much better than beer, but it's not a fucking girly ass cooler. Then you start to man up and can handle mixing it stiffer and you get drunk way faster than drinking beer
 
i will see your Jameson and raise you a

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