Coolers....wow my friends are gay.

people like you are the reason none of Europe takes us seriously. before you start preaching to this kid, learn to drink a real beer.
 
this thread is actually embarrasing to read. i like how you drinking beer is manly but when theres 'a few girls drinking it' its fine. by the way i like the taste of any type of beer even black label but im not scared to drink some 'pussy drink' either. fuck, at the halloween party i was at i didnt pay for shit and i drank whatever i could find including fuckin sour puss and raspberry vodka and i had tons of fun and i'm never gonna party with someone who judges your manhood by what you drink
 
Coolers taste like ass and are definitely gay. I won't comment on the rest of this lolthread.
 
fuck now like everyone hate's me because of this fucking thread( not saying i was well liked before). my karma is plummiting like a motherfucker.

Its not like im the one who made up this whole cooler=gay thing. Going through school at my age you learn whats cool and not cool ( thats going to come out wrong too) and i have always been told that vex's are for girls. So when i go to a party i dont come expecting all the guys to be drinking fucking coolers.

have you ever been to a party and seen that.

Im just saying its fucking odd because usually( well all the party's ive been too, and yes ive been to other one's that werent just my age and had shit loads of people) the guys are drinking beer and hard liquor and then girls drinking coolers. thats what i have always saw so this is out of the ordinary for me.

Im not saying there bad or anything, and that i would never have one. I have already said many times in this thread that i have had them and they do taste good( well kinda weird but whatevskies, hats just my taste).

and i didnt give these guys shit for it, theyre my friends and we still had a good time. If i see someone at a party drinking a cooler im not going to go up to them and be like "FFFAAGGG" i wont say anything about his drink ill just find it a bit odd.
 
coolers are gay as fuck

but

they still will get you drunk

and being drunk is better than being sober

so coolers are better than fucking nothing

doesnt fucking matter what you drink

but anyway grow a pair and down some brews

bitch
 
hahaha... dude...
NS karma doesn't mean dick shit.
nobody your age REALLY understands drinking socially. this means two things. first, it's not just you, so don't worry. second, don't buy the bullshit they try to sell you, just make up your own mind. there's a reason people start drinking- usually to find out what it's all about, which is exactly what you're doing (finding out what it's all about), so don't worry so much about what other people think and just do whatever it is you feel like doing.

here's my advice, though. learn to drink gin and tonics and become well-versed in high-end scotch at your age and you'll be a G when you get to college. also, knowing your way around a walk-in humidor when you're still in your teens adds FEET to your cock. good taste in the alochol you're drinking speaks VOLUMES more than how much you can drink (should go without saying), so do yourself a favor and get the chug-offs with your bros out of your system- they don't make you a baller- and start educating yourself on the finer vices.
 
no, real men drink deuce-deuces of King Cobra and ride lions everywhere they go, even the bathroom. they also wear clothing made out of their own chest hair and drink protien shakes at every opportunity.
 
yeah lawl i'm working in a grocery store and on the haloween night i saw like 2 big guys going to the cash with coolers that shocked me wtf!!! I never drank them and i'd rather drink beer than this and after a while you start to like the tast of beer, at first its normla that you dont like it i guess but after you like it!
 
You develope the taste for beer...im prolly gonna get some shit for this but i used to party with my bro cause he had house parties...i was 13 and im 14 now and i like the taste now
 
Dude, most of these kids just have a favorite beer because it's the cheapest or something. Like I'll talk to kids at my school and they'll belike "brewhouse is my favorite" and I'm like "WHAT!? that stuff tastes like piss!" and they respond "whatever, a 12 pack is like $3.50, so I'm down." I don't drink much, and when I drink to get hammered I'd rather have hard alcohol. When I have a beer, I like Heineken, Stella Artois, and zywiec is money. I'm only 16, but my polish dad knows what's up with beer. When my ehp's came in, I was like "yo dad, check out my sick new skis" and he's like "Who made those, he must be fag" and I'm like "what! blasphemy!" and my dad just says "pilsner is carbonated piss." I don't know what the point of that was, but I'm too lazy to delete it. My point is that a taste for beer has to be developed. My pops has been nurturing my beer taste since I was just a youngin'. In Europe beer drinking is so much bigger a part of peoples lives in terms of like chilling out and shit, but here it's just about getting hammered.
 
i went to this party the other night thrown by some kids i don't really hang out with, these kids hardly party but i just felt like chillin, i got there and headed straight upstairs to the adult party took some rips with a seventy year old fucking Gandolf, grabbed a couple corona's and headed down to the junior party i just hung out down there smokeing a fat stoagie, every one else was sipping some coolers or shit beer made me feel like a G.

Plus got ripped with the forgien exchange student which was hilarious.
 
Actually, I think you are the one making a big fucking deal out of nothing. Starting a thread about what sort of beverage people drink, claiming that you scored (who doesn't), and all sorts of other bullshit nobody cares about.
 
so, why are you calling me out? i quoted the post calling it a cooler "for sure" and was posting with that in mind. soooooooooo sorry, it's a vodka-based beverage. jesus fuck.
 
wow overreaction much? i was just pointing out the fact that it's not a wine cooler, like you called it, no need to get angry. sorry.
 
i'm sorry i got high and quoted someone who called it a wine cooler. i promise i'll never do that again.
so, if you HAD, just HAD to point that out, why not quote the handful of other people in this same thread who said it's a wine cooler? last i checked, the post of mine that you quoted was simply me laughing about the post i was quoting, not affirming that Mike's is a cooler, so i'm not even the person you should be correcting.
 
wooord. bring the scotch whiskey and take it like a man.

oh, and pbr= wonderful, i mean, it's mostly water anyways and who doesnt like a little, tiny, bit of alcohol with their water.

usually upon arriving at a party, i grab a beer from the fridge (or wherever they are), but im usually baked by the time that beer is over so i dont usually feel like getting drunk. i always have a beer in my hand at parties though, quenches that thirst, you know?

a shot of capt mo chilled in the freezer is nice too.
 
well im saying he's making a bid deal because he's getting all defensive like i directly offended him which i didnt. No where in my initial post did i say " everyone who drinks coolers, likes coolers, or who has ever had a cooler is a fucking fag" this thread wasnt made to offend anyone yet everyone is taking it personally. Yes i was claiming that i scored and i have a right do i not, it was my first time scoring( which atleast i was being honest about, not like some people on NS who claim to fuck 20 chicks a week)And if you dont care about it dont post or read the thread please.

and im not really mad about the fact my karma is going down, i just look at it for reference on how people are taking this thread and shit. and apparently people are really pissed at me and i dont understand why.
 
I will take your advice and Gin and tonic's are wonderful. i had some at my cousin's wedding this summer and liked them alot. and what do you mean "knowing your way around a walk-in humidor " ?

[nerph]- yes they are delicious
 
Vex is pretty gross, I'd take beer over coolers any day because of taste, but definately not on principle. I'm not going to lie mikes hard raspberry tastes pretty good, or at least I remember it tasting pretty good...
 
a lot of it depends on where and when you are drinking. mikes or vex is really good like on the dock on a nice summer day, but not so good with a hamburger, with which id rather have some good beer like 1554 or killians. but both of these are awful for bp, which id rather have some coors leezy
 
beer beats everything except a good glass of scotch.

my favorite beer is Bells Oberon and PBR for the days when i'm low on cash.
 
By the Knowing your way around a humidor means being well rounded in the world of fine cigars is a good way of showing class, or just how much of a G you are.

mine personally are Aturo Fuente's, Romeo Y Julieta's and a good old Montecristo. they're great shit to smoke if you can find the latter of the three i listed.
 
honestly who gives a fuck. coolers arent any less "manly" than beer or anything else. they all get you drunk. "Girl Drinks" is fucking bullshit. Personally i love beer, and i mostly drink 40's and PBR cuz i am a broke ass college student. I dont think i would ever buy coolers, but if someone handed me a one at a party i would not think twice about drinking it.
 
alright, so:
1) what is a "vex"?
2) why don't you like beer? i hated it for about an hour when i was 15
3) this reminds me how lame it was to be 15, glad im legal now
Seriously though, if this vex stuff is half as gay as i assume it is, you made the right choice. Half the fun of being that young is drinking shit you hate until you start to like it, then you'll feel like a hardass for being able to throw back a whole case in a night or pound straight vodka without chasers. Being in high school is ridiculous though. You're going to have plenty of weird shit you'll look back on and be embarrassed, you might as well not add "i drank a ton of gay-assed wine coolers...and liked it" to that list. You're on the right track so far, keep slammin' those cheap tall boys.
Bonus points: start buying 40's. They get you super drunk, they double as dinner, and they cost like a dollar apiece.
 
Hah i know exactly what you're talking about. I went to a huge party the other night and half the dudes there were drinking mike's hard and passion fruit smirnof. Bitches. All i need is two 40's of mickeys or steel reserve and i'm superman all night! Or ill get a 12 pack of that grand blue ribbon.
 
sunshine wheat with some orange slices...delcious. or a nice King cobra...its the KING for a reason. its like liquid crack.
 
I agree, its about fucking time someone got the real point across. WITHOUT BEEF JERKY THERE IS NO MAN. I once tied up a bear and stripped and smoked the beef jerky right in front of him and ate it, for desert. Beef jerky is all that is man~
 
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