cool ways to die...

Norred

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lung cancer is not one. I'm trying to quit smoking (cigs) and was wondering if anyone else here has quit with success. I need some encouragement, it's really hard. I've smoked for 6 years.

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
being sufocated buy a amazing pair of titties would be fun.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
I heard an ad on the radio the other night comparing smoking cigs to slowly committing suicide. Interesting thought (and I gotta quit too, come close before, but never put em down - just need the right motivation).

People bash on smokers all the time, but never seem to realize just how difficult it is to quit, even if you want to.

 
hahahaha im with you cj

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
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yeah it's so hard. I've tried many times, using nicorette, patch, etc... everytime i fail. damn man this time i hope i can do it. this is my first day.

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
I'm skiing off a big motherfuckin cliff all fucked up on pain killers when im around 75... ive got it all worked out.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
some good advice I got before, don't tell yourself you are quitting, tell yourself you are stopping. Psychologically it is easier, because if you stop, you can re-start, but if you say you are quitting and start back up, you have failed, which makes it tougher stop again further down the road.

In my opinion, Cold Turkey is the way to go, and good luck, but the closest I came to quitting was by using these filter things. They were in 4 stages, and you got less and less nicotine and tar. I felt like an ass using them, but so be it, and my cravings almost went away (but then I had one without the filters and I was right back in it).

Good luck man, just remember the first 2 weeks are the hardest, get through that and you'll be ok. And for those tough cravings, try taking a bic pen (take the ink out of course) and cut it about the size of a smoke. When the urge hits you, just breath through the pen like it was a smoke, the rhythmic breathing should help calm your nerves and ease the craving.

 
ive heard of a few people i know using the patch and it seems to work for them.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
good advice manus thanks! i heard someone say that cravings only last a few minutes then you forget about it. not on day 1 though!

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
i tell myself all the time, ' im done after this pack' then i find myself buying another pack later in the day, damn you nicotine!

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
man, I'll tell ya, I quit doing drugs (mainly smoking weed - but done plenty of drugs whether by choice or not), basically quit drinking, and quitting smokes is by far the hardest.

You know, I don't really regret anything I've done in my life, but if there was one thing I could un-do, it would definately be starting smoking.

 
in ancient china, a popular form of suicide was to eat a kilo of salt.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
Well you can always masturbate when you have a craving.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
but then you look forward to the cravings.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
masterbating makes u want a cigarette more. im not worried about quitting yet. ill quit later.

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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
 
I'm trying to quit everything... it's been a day or two so far I don't now how well it's going to go but I am honestly trying.

-Lauren
 
Dwain Weston (best BASE jumper in the world) recently died a pretty cool way. He had a superman suit on and was trying to fly over a bridge but he missed and hit the bridge.

 
christ... thats painful

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
i stopped smoking (weed) for a while and now i have cut down its not hard but i imagine cigs are WAY harder.

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
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