Duhamelski fucking broke my cellphone, he borrowed it yesterday, then dropped it, now it wont close so it wont go to sleep so i have to use a rubberband to keep it shut
Whenever people go like "I'm gonna show off my cool ringtones!" I swallow thier phone, so my stomach has 6 or 7 Black Eyed Peas songs coming from it at any given time.
i played that when a telemarketer called once. i said hello they said hi, then i played the song, listened to if they said anything afterward (they didn't, there was silence, they were still on the line though),then i hung up