cool stuff girl friends do for you.

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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so yea... I have this bruise on my hip... (stupid ontario) and yea It is like all purple and blackish... like really purple... so I was wondering if there was just a tone of black and purple old blood under there.... so naturally I got a big knife and was gona cut the bruise open to see.... and then my girlfriend took it away from me and told me that that was a bad idea. yep. my girl cares about me.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
My buddies gf just bought him the S/T Neil Young album, sort of tricky to find, for no reason.... just mailed it to him. I was jealous, and I'm lonely......

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
I saw the fall Dave, that looked like it hurt a bunch.

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-Dan

'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'

 
Dave, if she really cared she would have let you see what's in there.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
dave i hope you know that stacey and i are conspiring against you, and the real reason she tookt he knife away from you, isnt because she cares. its for our plan....

V.P. of the Nympho Club

club motto ' Sex is Evil. Evil is Sin. Sin's are forgiven so Sex is in!

i'm out like a midget at a high jump competition- From the mouth of the infamous Mr. G. Brittain
 
the coolest thing they do is suck you off

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
hehehehehe, hehehehe

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
i'd take a big knife away from you. that's common sense. my girlfriends helps me when i'm in depressed moods. and makes me feel much better

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
buys me clothes and actually does something about my morning wood.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
stupid stupid newbie saying stupid stupid things

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
my girlfriend dont like it either when i go skiing and then when she comes skiing she gets mad cuz i dont ski with her and i told her straight up,i dont feel like skiing up and down the hill really slow,im hitting rails and hitting the tables

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
As explained earlier...it means you aren't allowed to be a Nympho. It just isn't right or healthy for the male half of the species.

 
wow, both of his retarded posts were in this thread

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
you know she is a keeper when she wakes you up with a blow job....man nothing like it.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
hey balls what do you do when your girlfriend recess break is over and has to resume going to third grade

AMA-RIP
 
dave was it in the halfpipe comp? you so could have one without getting 20 ft out of the pipe

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
you just need to get a girlfriend who skis. i feel bad for you, if my boyfriend wouldn't let me ski (which he loves that i ski) i'd kick him.

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
thats the problem...girls dont ski, neither do guys for that matter.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
yes lots of girls ski. just less then 1/2 of them are any good. you just have to look around ....

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
break up with you...

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'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!

 
a GOOD girl would cut her leg open with you to show what its spose to look like, then you compare and have bloody anal sex.

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
dude what is a bruise, is it just lots of blood in an area?

WHERE ARE ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE FROM AND HOWD THEY GET TO BE SOO DUMB?
 
yes, that's all a bruise is

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
lagwagon i was thinking you would be able to answer that question. i hate you.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
so if that is what a buise is than what is the harm in letting that blood out?

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
when i pucked your ass ducttape boy you were bleeding so there was no bruise there,the only bruise i remember seeing was on jaw bone and on the back of your neck

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
if by ear you mean kittens chode, yes

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
yeah, i don't know whats up with the ear thing... why does that feel so good? ah, but i love it.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
haha, tyler likes kitten chode! what a whack job!

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
Kunz is just jealous cuz nobody will lick his ear.

-Death to the EPFC! A scourge upon your lines for generations to come!
 
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