Cool Story Hansel

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So by the end of this story, you're going to be all

WTH, that was 3PIC, i know, so tune in, and get ready for a ride on the

roflcopter with a huge glass of lmaonade. btdubstein, this is all true. So

there i was, sitting in a ski rack at the side of the road, minding my own

business, when some dood walk up to me and shouts "Zoolander FTW".

Now, i'm not going to lie to you, i'm a huge fan of the film, but i never back

down from a challenge, so 10 minutes later, we had made it to the middle of a bridge,

reciting pagemaster like madmen. Then all of a sudden, this bear ambles up to

us and said "for serious, no homo, but if i weren't a bear, and carrie

fisher weren't luke’s sister...", but then, midsentence, realizing that

bears can't talk, disappeared into a puff of purple smoke. Taking a break from

our p-master fight, the guy says to me "wow, what kind of bear thinks he

can talk, epic fail". At this point, i'm like "omhaysus! YOU'RE a

bear". Looking down at himself, he realized his hypocrisy and turned

himself into a black guy. Then he's all "You have freed me from the bear

form that i just realized i was in, take this high five as payment". He

then proceeded to give me the greatest high five of all time, and bards still

speak of it to this day. So, in the end, i get in this one little crazy

pagemaster off, and my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your

auntie and uncle in bel-air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day,

but she packed my suit case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then

she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is

this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But

wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that is Bel-Air the type of place they

send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there. I hope they're

prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out,

there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't

trying to get arrested, I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightening,

disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said

fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but

I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house

about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at

my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
 
5/10, it was blindingly obvious, and i saw the bel-airing a mile away, but you clearly put some effort into it.
 
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"my coworker was all like well i have this acid but i can't do it so i was all like well i'll do it... im going to be honest rod your face looks like a mountain with firey mountain side."
 
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