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VT_FLO

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so last friday night i went to a little party with my girlfriend. they drank, i had a shot of taquila and smoked some chocolate chunk. soo we head down to the basement, alone of course, and proceed to fuck on the couch.

Now after we're done i realize, there are no bathrooms or trash cans in their basement. So at this point, i'm mega high, a little drunk, and ass naked with a used condom in my hand. what to do? what to do?!

I decide the best option is to run out the back door of their basement, straight back to the end of their yard, and throw the condom into the back woods so nobody else at the party has to see me holdin that thing.

Now, i made my way outside, and as soon as i get to the middle of the yard, the motion sensor light comes on. Now i'm ass naked in a back yard with a condom in my hand, with the brightest fucking lights imaginable on me. I froze for a second, but nobody saw me yet. i was like a deer in headlights.

I bolt to the right, into their neighbors yard, and proceed to ditch the condom in their storm gutter, (the kind that run down the side of their house) I made my way carefully (ass naked) back into the party house, and put my clothes back on.

yeah, thats how retarded i am.
 
hahahaha, why didn't you just put your clothes on first? wouldn't that have been much easier?
 
i would have gotten dressed and then gone looking for a garbage can...in the event that I came across a friend or two in the search for said garbage can, clearly the only acceptable course of action would be to smack them with the used condom and laugh
 
jesus christ...

how old are you by the way? not dissing, i mean your probably the lucky one your liver works.
 
and hes lucky cause he only needs to pay for one shot to get drunk. I envy him. I think being a lightweight would kick ass
 
im lightweight and i love it. it doesnt matter how much beer you drink or how many shots it takes you to get piss drunk as long as you all are.

i can hit like 5 shots and i'll start feeling quite tipsy. and probably 6 or 7 beers will get me legitimately drunk. so props to those who pound 20 brewskis and can still walk straight, im just not like that.

but fuck, seriously? one shot of tequila? youre ridiculous man.

 
hmm i know what thats like, one time i didnt eat all day and it took 3 beers to get me drunk, that was it
 
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