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A man is as young as the woman he feels.

One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.

 
my nicknames are Derk and Boozy.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
i get called Snowflake, Boo, (skiing nick names) and kara clutz ( because im i guess what you call lanky, and if any of you have seen a moose run or move thats kinda what i look like when i move.. im clumsy)

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
dirk diggler, dirkller, or antron 3000 (at work). my real name is Ayrton Dirk so u can figure out where theyre derived from.

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
i know a kid called sausage, a kid called sponge, and a kid called skeeter, and even teachers at school call them by these names

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bomb hills not cities
 
skeeter was in doug, mine is tineish cause my xc rnning coach dosent know w to read or spell

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
mine is mostly just vachon which is my last name but some people call me v-dawg

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
BUKKAKE

(boo-caw-key)

Got to have the reallll hick accent too

That's my nickname.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
people seem to call me a poser alot. i dont mind it. my tanner hall hair is cool. along with my oakley jacket, pant, armadas, and red bull helmet.

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
me = pro

a friend = kevin (because he was complaining alot and so we named him after the annoying charecter from home alone)

another friend = devo (like the band)

another = moneybags (because he never has any money)

 
We've got a pal we like to call Rim Job because he has a bad habit of getting drunk and passing out in filthy bathroom stalls at nightclubs. One time we actually saw him with his face resting on the rim.

 
yeah i had a bad experience in the bathroom of a nightclub and now some of my friends call me eightyproof or 80P

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
I get called schafer at my old job, I had a somewhat bad experience at work one day with chafing, and I worked at a beer store and theres a brand of beer called Schafer.

Other people I work with got dubbed: spoon, man-gina, dubs, k-dawg.

 
ubberbegs, dont ask.

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

wc.THELAB.ln.sm.lc.sw.ildmlfsm.etsahc.c.pnwk.sic
 
long one - after my height

friend - slavemonkey as he looks like a monkey and we treat him badly

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
i get called :

-my little retard

-my little sonofabitch

-princess

-studly

-little guy

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Androol... i like evans tho; EarMuff, u can figure it out.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
Ryno, R-V-G, small guyy

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
I used to call my friend fishbulb. I'm not very creative and I laughed my ass off at that.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
ive been called labrat because i take a shitload of aderol and my friends think im a scientific expirament

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
kkkaden... even though my names with a c... it sounds like it. friends last name is ormrod and we call him omar. not original, but still gnar.

 
briznad, b-rad

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
we found a new nickname for one of my friends on friday all loaded up, mr oak cuz hes so fucken tall

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
we just call the tall guy 'tall guy'....or 'lurch' from the adams family cause he looks like him

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
Piot

thats about it

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
Trundle-Berry(trundle for short, Older Bros Firend Made it up when i was in Grade 5),No real meaning, My Buddies nick name is Fuhon, We didnt know his name so thats what we called hiom

 
spaz, peaches, rodney(think about it), broney,

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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval
 
scarface and negatron for myself, i know a bean, moose and lobster.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Oh that reminds me of two of my others...

Fagatron because I'm a fag

Overdramortitizer (drunks trying to say I am overdramatic.)

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
I call one of my friends rug burn. Can you guess why? hehe

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
my nickname is penis

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- defying the laws of gravity

- 'im a nutlicker' excerpted from ab_herself's profile
 
Pretty much everyone i know calls me NCMO. Since my name is Nick Morgan, and its all about the ncmo.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
my name is ryan dix so people call me dixie chick (and yes, i am a guy)or dixie cup.

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
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