Sorry, you're wrong. Tom Wallisch is the "steezyest nigga alive". Also, you gotta wear Full Tilts and use Afterbangs or else you look like a gaper. On the topic of afterbanging, you MUST, and I repeat MUST afterbang. Between features, before features, after features, hell, during features afterbang. It won't even matter if you can't ski backwards, because the afterbang makes you legit. Also, it would be preferable if you could 360, because then you could tell people that you're almost pro, and get spanzorized. Next up, is tall tees. Those shirts that G-stav referred to are in fact called "tall tees". They are essential to steeze in the skiing world. If they don't go past your knees, you're doing it wrong. Another thing - goggles. You MUST use crowbars. All the pros and stuff use it, and all the cool kids wear them. Make sure there is ample sag to those too. Last, but not least, GET A BANDANA! If I can see any part of your face, you just aren't steezy enough. Make sure the bandana has somethin thug on it, and preferably from a super legit company like JIberish. Gang signs, guns, or anything linked to the hood is recommended.
No but seriously... wear whatever you want... Whatever YOU think is cool, not what we think is cool...