cooking

snowboy56

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last nite i tried to cook a ham but i guess ur supposed to put something over it to keep it from burning but i didnt know to do that so I let it cook in the oven for 2+ hours and it came out like a charred mess~~damn i suck at cookin...i'll just stick to PB+J

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
i'm a sick cook if i got some kind of guideline i can go by.... I made this mean caserole once... took cheese soup and mixed it with some homemade mac&cheese, added some shreaded cheddar cheese, and put in hunks of pemaile becon... mixed it all togeather and cooked it for some time in the oven than took it out and put ruffled chips on top and threw it back in the oven... when it was doen it tasted SOOOOO good. everyone who tried some loved it - 'cept it smelt like puke, that was the only drawback.

also made a bunch of shit like my own pizza from absolute scratch before... um... pizza pockets (also from scratch), cookies are always fun... and anything else really.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
once, i heard that MC cooked a good something roast...i forget...it was like yesterday too...or was it two days ago?...AAAAAAAAH!, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
 
oh yea, i forgot to say that i make a mean leftover pizza in the microwave....oh yea, that's right

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
 
haha MC was asking me for some advice on her pot roast...

I like to make odd shit.... but usually it has to include either mayo, cream cheese, or something really spicy.

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
Its all about the BBQ...you can cook anything on it and it always tastes great

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer

Lesbians are made by putting whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food!
 
Dude, I make a kick ass lemon herb chicken and someother ish that they teach you in the back of maxim. Yea, and martha stewart for baking. Martha Stewart and Maxim are my idols

~Juliet~

 
Kinda opposites: Maxim and Martha. O well I am all about the frying pan. I can make uncle buck size pancakes, omlettes, grilled cheese, fish, you name it. Boy do I love the use the frying pan.

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
i like cooking. i make this alfredo caesar shrimp pasta shit that everybody likes.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_
 
i hafta make a 5-course meal for 30 people and bring it to school by monday for a final project...im kinda screwed since i don't have any time to work on it..

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
i made a wicked batch of cookies once.

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
yeah she called me flipping out about it...it turned out she made pork roast instead of pot roast...at least they both start w/the same 2 first letters

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
dude the alfredo shrimp cesar dude sounds like a guy I want...if he can feed me, he's sexy. Oh dude, I had an extra bone in my foot, but I had surgery since it 'hampered my cross countryness', now it just hurts from the surgery, even tho it was like 8 years ago.

~Juliet~

 
once me and my brother made huge ass cokies, four on one pan, they barely fit, it was cool...they were the size of a plate kinda

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
 
i make full course meals.. they are really good. but i specialize in deli style sandwhiches

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
cryss - you made me food once and it wasn't very good. (she screwed up that side kicks stuff).

you arn't as bad of a cook as Denise though - she tried cooking for me once and she screwed up instant rice.

now doug - that guy knows how to cook... him and his bro are really good in the kitchen.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
i suck, i cant cook EZ Mac without frying the microwave (i forgot to put water in it)

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I prefer to be free
 
If i have time and the energy IM really good in the kitchen ... But BBQ is what im best at!! IM the only one in the family who can actually cook on the BBQ without having to put everythign in the microwave to make sure its cooked and I dont burn anything!

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I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!! :-P
 
i can cook. i cook hella. something to do when board or hungry or both. infack i am about to make tortolinni.

~Tom
 
yeah, so, i called my grandmother for advice on my pot roast. and she kept calling every 2 minutes to remind me of a step in cooking it. and mike was awesome. he knows how to cook a pot roast...it was spitting at me and jeff reminded me that it had to be dead before you put it in the pot. then andy called coaching me in spanish while i was yelling at my pot roast. and then dad came home and told me that if i had been cooking a pot roast i would have done it right....but it was a pork roast. i guess pork roast goes in the oven, not simmer on the stove for a couple hours. it was....well done. dad made sandwiches with LOTS of other stuff in them so you couldn't really tell. the end

i CAN cook pasta... grilled chicken, with summer squash, and a garlic cream sauce. YUM....

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Okemo represent!

--Beff222: i gradumanaited

--CMc says:

true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better

 
Hey darryl why dont u shut the hell up. people make mistakes and sorry instant pasta isnt my thing. and as for your not liking it. well too bad, u were at my house eating my food. suck it up. and i liked it. so as far as im concerned i didnt screw up. u r just picky. so be quiet.. but thanks for comming out.

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
lol - wow, cryss... um, yea no offence, but you gotta get laid or something. instead of flying to bc and going skiing you should fly to one of your boyfriends house around the world... er - i guess ex-boyfriends to get some, or if not your bf, than one of the hundreds of guys you always talk all slutty to on NS and just the net in general... than you might be able to take my kidding around as just that - kidding.

I make fun of Denise all the time saying she can't cook and she just laughs... and you get all offended and shit when I say you screwed up side kicks pasta (and by the way - the noodles were still hard... it wasn't even cooked all the way - that's why i'm makin' fun of you for it).

sorry to hear about you being a retarded winny little bitch though, I hope you get over that some day.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!

I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
 
yeah i gues you know how to pick them dont you. just because i dumped you, ur still spiteful. and i could careless what u think.darryl i would hope u could be mature enough to not have a fight over ns. cause it would be much easier for me to drive up to your house and yell at you there..

lets end it at this. I dislike you. You dislike me. and im not going to miss you. period. and if we wanna get in on the net thing... uh.. i believe u met all your 'ski friends' over the net.. so dont talk.

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
key word there - MET them on the net... not become friends with them on the net. there are a bunch of people who I have met on the net than when I got to know them in person - I don't like them. You on the other hand are a phony little dyke who hits on any guy that looks your way on the net... it's true, i'm not the only one who thinks so (and i'm not the only person on NS.com who doesn't like you - I'm not gonna name any names though).

and yea, you dumped me, but i don't hate you for that, i just hate you for the person that you are. you are stupid, you think everyone has it out for you for no reason - but your dad usually has some reason to do what he does, he's not a huge ass like you think he is, he's just kinda strict. stop living life like you are king shit (er - i guess it would be queen shit wouldn't it?) 'cause you arn't.

and i'm gonna give you advice (this is real advice) - when you're out skiing this summer, learn how to fall or you're gonna hurt yourself like you always do.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!

I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
 
i can make an awesome grilled peanut butter and jelly. man that sounds good right now

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
I think the orginal topic of this thread was cooking and those who have that god given ability!! Not a bitch fight between Darryl and Cryss!

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I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!! :-P
 
Darryl you monkey fucker...

don't you ever talk smack about my cooking

or i'll instant rice your ass back to the red-roofed barn where you were born.

and both of you. Grow up and stop internet bitching each other out.

where's the love?

'drop cliffs, not bombs' - Seth Morrison
 
you're just jelous 'cause you don't have a red roofed barn... and cows - you just want my cows don't you?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!

I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
 
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