Convincing skiing is just as good as snowboarding

AntifreezeSteeze

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so this girl is really bugging me so i used this analogy to clear it up.

say you have a banana split and say you have 1 snowboard. thats 1 banana. then you have a pair of skis. thats 2 bananas. i win

and she still disagrees! and banana splits are dope!

 
i am eating a banana right now. it's a little brown. call me crazy, but i think banana's are the tastiest when they are still slightly green (ripe)
 
wow, my wife thinks i am nuts cause i like bananas that arnt quite ripe yet. i liek them cause they are a little firmer not mushy and are a little tart.
 
ahahaha

bananas are disgusting, if i had to eat one it would be ripe, but i only eat them when i get cankersores, which i get often because im a ketchup fiend
 
you can even take the two bananas and make a cool lookin X with each other. what kind of cool looking letters can you do with one banana? nothing. just a C
 
the banana split analogy works!

so its either a 1 banana split (snowboard) or 2 banana split (skis), but realistically you aren't ordering a banana split for the bananas, you're in it for the ice cream (the snow, the enjoyment you get from skiing/snowboarding, the quality time with friends on the mountain, the personal progression and challenges you face on the mountain, etc...)
 
woah woah woah slow down.

soo wait... ketchup gives you cankersores....and those cankersores can be cured by bananas?

i've learned so much from this post.
 
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