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skierdudeguy

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i need to convince my rents to get me a tramp for my b-day.they HATE the idea. k2skeepimp, you are banned from this forum, cause ur gonna say 'give ur dad head!' or, 'i fucked ur mom in the ass last nite!' if you have something helpful to say, then do by all means

 
give your grandma a rim job. then she'll convice your parents for you!!!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
would they rather have you try jibs on a safe bouncy tramp? or would they rather have you try em on the mtn, going off dangerous large jumps, flying through the air, and landing the hard packed icy snow on your head? its better to try new things on a tramp rather than the mtn...i guess that's a good reason

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well i was gonna fuck your mom in the ass, but her shit's too hairy, tell that bitch she needs to wax.

oh, and if your parents are that uptight, you should really consider running away to alaska

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
well i guess that's why she didnt move around too much

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
whats fun is when you bottom out. me and my friend do that, you have to do seat drops really hard at the same time. it's pretty funny. OH OH!!

then what you do, you get two people on a trampoline, and two cans of pop (un opened). you jump for a few minutes with the pop cans bouncing around. no matter where you jump, it sends the pop cans FLYING straight at you really fast. its hurts like a bitch, and you get all bruised, but it's so fucking funny and fun, you cant stop laughing. then, once you're all sore, you drink the pop (which explodes all over cause it's all pressurized) while you're jumping so you get all sick from the bouncing/pop. good times. OR you have two people jumping on the trampoline at night with sleeping bags over your whole body condom style. you get hurt, but its fun.

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be aware, ski with care
 
gay

KILL// MIN//NY/ME///

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
oh! oh! i did that too! My friends and I went out on a tramp at like 4 in the morning and bounced eachother around in sleeping bags! can hurt like no other when people accidently land on you, but soo fun! it was so early in the morning, so everything was funny....wow....good times, good times

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
tom, don't cry. are you crying? don't cry.

it is good times isn't it, you can't stop laughing but it hurts so much, haha.

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be aware, ski with care
 
fix your icon sean.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
no only chris

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
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