Convincing my mom to get a trampoline

its good excersice

it'll keep you out of her way

you might finally get some freinds

and youll never get sponcerized without it
 
well you could start by saying you'll pay for it yourself, it's good exercise, "fun for the whole family" . . . ish, if she's worried about you getting hurt you could always get a net around as shitty as of an idea as that sounds. that was the only way my aunt let my cousins get one.
 
tell your mom its the best cardio work out. many of my friends who are like super athletes that play soccer and lax and bball for varsity when theyre freshmen and stuff say its way better than running
 
when she says no just be like..."eh no big deal mom, i made sure tyrese held that coke for me."

you'll get the trampoline.
 
tell her that if friends come over and jump on it they have to fill out a waver so they don't get to sue you if they get hurt
 
tell her you can practice ur tricks in the summer and you will be able to do them safely in the winter on skis without fucking yourself up!!
 
I am trying to do the same thing and my mom said we have to find one with a net for under 50 bucks! wtf thats impossible!
 
i was in the sporting goods store with my dad and he kinda wanted a tramp but my mom was totaly against it. so we bought it with out telling my mom and when we went to check out my dad called my mom and said....

DAD:How should i charge it? Credit or Debit?

MOM:For what?

DAD:surprise.

MOM:Debit i guess.

DAD:k. bye hun

my mom was gone and when she came home there was a huge box at the end of o ur driveway. She asked what it was for and my Dad said go into the backyard and ask the kids.

She wasnt very happy.
 
it doesnt matter...just hide the trampoline when the insurance people are comming over to check out the property, thats what we did. We took it apart and put it in a box and put it under the deck
 
just go get one yourself, once it is installed there is little she can do, way to many springs to take that shit apart again...
 
she could just cut a huge hole in the middle...

and i couldnt get one because my homeowners insurance too
 
ME: Yo Ma, I'm going to buy a trampoline

MA DUKES: Yeah Right, get the eff outa here

ME: Cmon, its no biggie, i need it for skiing

MA DUKES: I'm not listening, you don't need one

ME: Fine, when I break my neck this winter learning how to flip on snow rather than learning on the tramp it's gonna be your fault

MA DUKES: It's your money...

And off to BJ's I went...
 
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