Convince the shit out of my parents

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WU-sconsin

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Ok so here's the deal: I got sick as fuck at school today, puked a lot, and came home. I looked really shitty, but slept for a couple hours and suddenly felt 100% normal. I spent the night out with my family bowling and seemed fine. My rents still don't want to let me ski all day tomarrow and I got to convince them I'm good cuz wer getting a bunch of snow. I seriously am feeling perfect and know I can ski. How the hell could I convince them that I'm good. I said I was gonna get up early and see how I feel and act as awake and energetic as possible. Anyone else got some tips?

P.s. I actually got sick from smoking a shitload of weed before school so that was the cover up. So, I know that I won't feel suck tomorrow.
 
just tell your mom that you are gay and the anxiety made you sick. then get a boyfriend so she doesnt think u were lying.
 
Don't act like anything bruh, you gotta manipulate them into thinking you're okay, not GREAT. Wake up, act a little foggy, make yourself some breakfast, but don't be too energetic. If you're over energetic they're gonna think you're faking it because of your over-exaggeration. When they ask you how you're feeling, respond in a medium to low ranged voice (Rub your eyes and act a little tired during this, yawn if you can); "Pretty good, i had some trouble going to bed last night, but ended up getting a good nights rest. I'm gonna chill for a little bit, then see how i feel and try to get out to ski." It's pretty much all in the way you behave, you're body language will be what convinces them. If you can lie to yourself and make your body think you are just recovering, then your parents will be easily fooled.
 
I was joking....And if you are grounded, then why would they let you go skiing? They probably had a good idea that you were doing something rather than "being sick"
 
Well said, good advice. I won't be lying to myself tho. I got sick from weed before, the next day, it feels like nothing happened. So I'll act normal and chill
 
Too sick for school, too sick for fun. That was always the rule when I was growing up. If I missed a day then I didn't get to go anywhere or do anything for the weekend. Sorry, can't help you. Grounded meant grounded, I could read or do chores, no friends over and I couldn't go bowling or skiing. Your parents sound laid back.
 
thats not how it went down bro, it was more like second period I tell my bro that I'm stoned as fuck, next thing I know I feel like shit and go and puke.
 
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