Convince my non-skiing girlfriend to move to Colordado

[hey_dude_its_me]

we live in NYC, and I want us to move to Colorado.

She works for Ernst & Young so if we moved to Colorado it would have to be near denver.

Is this place cool if you take skiing out of the picture? I mean shes going to try skiing, but shes more into girl things like shopping and shit.

What can I tell her about it to make it sound better, Ive already told her:

-nicer people

-cleaner air

-better scenery and shit

-less fat people/ less non-english speaking people -live in the city and you will understand....

-everything is cheaper

-not as hot in the summer

 

[RICK_ROSS]

its full

 

[connoroh]

You'll be happier, and won't hit her as often.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

weve never had anything like king kong or cloverfeild

 

[k-rob]

yeah, that's a good reason. if i was in colorado i'd be happier.

 

[poh_money]

its not too crowded it denver

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

or 9/11, on a realistic note

 

[RICK_ROSS]

but we have bears and big foot and avalanches, dont tell here about those

 

[Peter.]

the nuggets are better than the knicks

less foreign people?

 

[Tinga]

its a tourist place they have tons of shopping.

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

idc if they are foreign as long as the speak english or just know how to walk on the sidewalks/subways. I mean people who dont speak english, and dont know how to live in the city.

 

[poh_money]

dont tell her abut the mexicans

 

[[~_~]]

Colorado isn't cool, with skiing IN the picture.

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

its better than skiing in Jersey, and they have an Ernst & Young there, so thats why I suggested it

 

[Sufferboy]

ur Getting away from TRL

 

[KarmaInitiative]

tell her she dooesnt have a choice

 

[Jwalk]

hahahahaha

 

[C_Nelson]

Plus its way prettier here..

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Colorado is full. No one is allowed to move in anymore. Borders are closed.

 

[[~_~]]

I was at the Subway in Breck and the workers there were so bad at understanding english that they fucked up my sandwich and went through 3 loafs of bread before getting it right.

I agree with farm-girl above, don't go to colorado.

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

-cleaner air

-less non-english speaking people

that shit is funny. have you ever been to Denver? lol

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yeah, I have a gun. It could get messy if you cross the border.

 

[[~_~]]

I don't care if the immigrants come or go. As long as they don't fuck with my sandwich, we're square.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yeah, you keep tellin' yourself that.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

just put up the back of your hand in that "i'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style" kinda way. don't say anything, just raise the hand slowly and dramatically.

if that doesn't work, pull out your robe and wizard hat....

 

[RICK_ROSS]

just watch this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

 

[pandora.]

Yeah I carry bear spray I know what you mean.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

dammit. foiled again.

 

[Bab.]

thats not cool dude lol

 

[WhoWantIt]

compared to New York, but traffic in downtown Denver is awful. Downtown Denver is pretty sick, and there is alot of stuff to keep you busy.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I am the Dog. The big, bad Dog. Sorry, I had to, LOL. Bear mace is rad.

 

[Pippin]

crime rate should be one of your points

Crime Rate by State, 2006

(rate per 100,000 inhabitants)

BodyText

State

Violent

crime

(total)

Murder1

Forcible

rape

Robbery

Property

crime

(total)2

Ala.

425.2

8.3

35.9

153.5

3,936.1

Alaska

688

5.4

76

90.3

3,604.9

Ariz.

501.4

7.5

31.5

149.6

4,627.9

Ark.

551.6

7.3

46.5

98.4

3,967.5

Calif.

532.5

6.8

25.3

194.7

3,170.9

Colo.

391.6

3.3

43.7

80.7

3,451.3

Conn.

280.8

3.1

18.1

121

2,504.1

Del.

681.6

4.9

46.9

203.3

3,417.9

DC

2

1,508.4

29.1

31.8

658.4

4,653.8

Fla.

712

6.2

35.8

188.8

3,986.1

Ga.

471.0

6.4

23.2

165.6

3,899.2

Hawaii

281.2

1.6

27.6

88.9

4,230.4

Idaho

247.2

2.5

40

20.5

2,418.8

Ill.

541.6

6.1

31.8

185.3

3,019.6

Ind.

314.8

5.8

29.1

114.7

3,502.4

Iowa

283.5

1.8

27.8

43.5

2,802.7

Kans.

425.0

4.6

44.8

67.9

3,750.2

Ky.

263.0

4.0

30.8

86.2

2,544.5

La.

697.8

12.4

36.4

133.6

3,993.7

Maine

115.5

1.7

25.7

29.1

2,518.7

Md.

678.6

9.7

21.0

256.0

3,480.9

Mass.

447.0

2.9

27.1

125.0

2,391.0

Mich.

562.4

7.1

52.2

140.7

3,212.8

Minn.

312.0

2.4

31.8

105.1

3,079.5

Miss.

298.6

7.7

34.4

107.1

3,280.8

Mo.

545.6

6.3

30.2

129.9

3,826.5

Mont.

253.7

1.8

28.5

17.4

2,687.5

Nebr.

281.8

2.8

31.0

63.8

3,340.7

Nev.

741.6

9.0

43.2

281.6

4,088.8

N.H.

138.7

1.0

26.2

32.2

1,874.1

N.J.

351.6

4.9

14.2

153.1

2,291.9

N.M.

643.2

6.8

56.0

107.7

3,937.2

N.Y.

434.9

4.8

16.4

178.6

2,052.7

N.C.

475.6

6.1

28.2

152.2

4,120.8

N.D.

127.9

1.3

30.4

11.3

2,000.3

Ohio

350.3

4.7

39.6

166.8

3,678.6

Okla.

497.4

5.8

41.6

87.5

3,604.2

Ore.

280.3

2.3

32.3

72.7

3,672.1

Pa.

439.4

5.9

27.3

168.6

2,443.5

R.I.

227.5

2.6

26.7

68.8

2,586.9

S.C.

765.5

8.3

40.8

136.5

4,242.3

S.D.

171.4

1.2

43.0

15.2

1,619.6

Tenn.

760.2

6.8

35.5

184.3

4,128.3

Tex.

516.3

5.9

35.6

158.5

4,081.5

Utah

224.4

1.8

34.1

48.8

3,516.4

Vt.

136.6

1.9

24.0

17.6

2,304.7

Va.

282.2

5.2

23.4

101.4

2,478.2

Wash.

345.9

3.0

42.9

100.1

4,480.0

W. Va.

279.7

4.1

21.4

46.9

2,621.5



is.

284

3

20.4

100.2

2,817.8

Wyo.

239.6

1.7

27.2

14.0

2,980.6

 

[RICK_ROSS]

that makes since

 

[Pippin]

haha alright my bad, basically the point was that Colorado has a lower crime rate than NY, simple put

 

[08-Line_Rider]

well if she is into irly shit tell her shit like magical unicorns and tons of shopping and u will do both with her.

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

I just notices my spelling error in the title, can't believe I didnt catch hell for that...

Anyways thanks to the guys who helped, some of you other people should just make your own threads if you want to talk about random shit tho...

 

[vzdz]

aspendukes isn't funny

 

[CptDankNugs]

pop some roophies in her breakfast ?and put her on the plane, next thing she knows she wakes up in colorado. the things we do for skiing?

 

[timmi]

tell her you wont love her unless she moves with you.

 

[josh.]

rather annoying aswell, and unattractive

 

[Aaaron.]

OUCH CHARLIE!!!

OOOOOOUUCCCH!!