Conversations on the lift?

when i was like 7 i Asked a baggy clothed skier why he wore all that clothing that was way too big, and he replied because im a ski thug.
 
I like it sometimes...I've met some really cool people on the lift. That being said I've also met some real asses
 
Some ppl can't be bothered and inconvenienced to exchange a quick, "Hi, how's it goin?" If you want to leave it at that... that's cool, I'm not always down for exchanging life stories anyways, but damn... it sucks sitting there in silence

Or if you don't want to interact... when they start talking to you just look at them, lift up the bar, and throw yourself off the chairlift. If successful they might get the clue that you're not really up for conversation
 
I've met some super cool and interesting people on chairlifts. I usually just ask how their day is going then its pretty easy to see if they want to talk to you or not.
 
All the fucking conversations are exactly the same for me, it's a middled aged, rich white person talking about how often they get to go skiing, it's so fucking boring
 
I met a dude on the chair that immediately opened up and told me the story of how he recently walked in on his dog masturbating. So yeah, I don't talk to people anymore
 
I got on the lift and some girl goes "I love those!" So I gave her a whole run down about my skis and why I like them and it turns out she was talking about my goggles..
 
Of course, that is how you keep the stoke going on the mountain. People ski like they go to work; boring and depressive. Conversations range from how skiing big mountain is awesome to sharing beta on lines and zones.

But on occasions I do get the monosyllabic person.
 
13621530:maxstr said:
I got on the lift and some girl goes "I love those!" So I gave her a whole run down about my skis and why I like them and it turns out she was talking about my goggles..

Did you bang her?
 
13613987:SKIU4EA said:
Some ppl can't be bothered and inconvenienced to exchange a quick, "Hi, how's it goin?" If you want to leave it at that... that's cool, I'm not always down for exchanging life stories anyways, but damn... it sucks sitting there in silence

Or if you don't want to interact... when they start talking to you just look at them, lift up the bar, and throw yourself off the chairlift. If successful they might get the clue that you're not really up for conversation

for some reason i found this way too funny
 
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