Conversations My Toes Would Have

[el_mn_op]

Toe bang is causing my toenail to die a slow and painful death. If my toes could talk, they probably wouldn't be too happy that it's ski season again.

 

[superpowerman]

They can talk, you just need to open your mind. And take LSD

 

[bakerpunk]

mine be like, "Dudes we smell so damn bad"

 

[1337]

Mine probably know each other pretty well because they spend a lot of time jammed together in my boots.

"Dude, you stink!"

 

[John18_6]

"I'm really really fucking cold."

 

[wyguy]

lost that toe nail over the summer due to the same thing so i feel ya

 

[Powstagram]

"why do we always stink of pussy"

 

[hippy.killer]

"its moist in here"

 

[Earl_Globz]

"Oi bloke! I'm in a jam!

 

[Dobber]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

 

[Bum.Life]

Mine would say, "please take that anti-fungal medicine your mom bought you."

 

[superpowerman]

"why do we always stink of pussy"

because you're a cat

 

[SHIZ]

i feel for you man toe bang has already claimed my right toenail this season..

 

[dmski]

I feel ya on the toe bang. I lose a toenail nearly every season... maybe its time for new boots or for me to stop sucking.

 

[sNaubi]

They wouldn't talk at all, theyd be in deep sleep in my boots, aka cryochamber

 

[Sky.]

They can talk, you just need to open your mind. And take LSD

Facts.

 

[halleyspielman]

losing a toe nail?

 

[Powstagram]

losing a toe nail?

I like you

 

[freestyler540]

hahahaha good sketch.

"Damn its cramped in here"