Conversation starters on the chairlift

those are some nice goggles, can i have your number?

so what do you think of the rabbit i tried to shave into my pubes? show?

i played the gaper pong game one time with a random guy after explaining, shit makes friends

you know where you use your poles as a gun and shot kids right before they fall

good times
 
I have Hellbents and a G- Suit, conversations start whether I like it or not. Oh and an NS bandanna, so I'm pretty much all set. /claim

but if all else fails, I usually go with "hi, in case you didn't know I'm kind of a big deal."
 
that or I sometimes ask if this is their local hill if I haven't seen them before. Or ask if they were there when the lift we are on broke down and ski patrol had to do an emergency chair evac., that soemtimes gets a funny reaction.
 
my most awkward lift moment must have been like 3 years ago but we got on the quad with this old dude and my friends was like, "dude, picture Macy Grey........pooping"

good stuff.
 
the other day i rode the chair with this guy that would not shut up. he just was rambaling off about HIMSELF! i just like to listing to my music on the chair with people i dont know...
 
funny story.

my two friends and i were going up the quad and this othe guy was with us

my friend (emmett) on the opposite side of the random dude says " matching skisuits are gay" then my other friend says emmett look. turns out the dude was wearing a suit. then emmett adds " ummm only camo ones though"
 
I'm gonna do that the next time I go up.
Usually I just ask how their day is going, and that starts a decent conversation.
 
"sup bishhhhh???"

"YOU GUYS SEE THE WINTER XGAMES THIS YEAR???"

"hi, im sammy carlson whats your name?"

"so i hear that this lift is said to get stuck for HOURS at a time... know anything about it?"

"www.crepestv.com"
 
I read an article about riding doubles... One of the people in it asked for most awkward sex stories and either made one up of used one from the last person that they rode up with.
But I guess that's fake and unreal... so ask a deep question or where they're from. I just keep my music going.
 
look like they are from out of town - where are you from

look like they know what they are doing - what have you been skiing

girl - hows it going

put the bar down without asking - don't say a word and keep you skis on the rest till the last possible second and freak them out

and if they look like real noobs tell made up stories about being stuck on the lift for hours that always end with I almost lost my toe and all I got was a cup of hot coco.
 
One time I was on a chair with i think FRODO. (not quite sure) and they were like " STUPID NIGGERS" or something with the n word in it and i whispered "dude you realize the single beside you is black right''
 
today was a nice day at squaw and i got on kt-22 and some chics were there.... i was like, soooo whats ur favorite color... then they said white and pink... then i said soooo whats your favorite color person......the chics didnt say a word the rest of the way.

its from the dimitri martin show
 
I have the original JO Pros (the pair with the blonde twins). When riding the lift, people usually stare at the skis for a good while, really taking it in. When they look up, I usually start the conversation with, "Yeah, the one on the tip is my girlfriend." and then blankly state back at them.
HAHAHAHA. If you own these skis, try it. It's hilarious.
 
There was a guy in front of me in the lift line at Keystone. I said, "Hey! Sweet twins!" He looks at my skis (SIlencers) and says, "Yeah, you too." I give him a quirky look like "Did he get it?".

Five minutes later and halfway up the mountain he turns around and yells to me... "OH! SWEET TWINS!"

I just said, "YEAAAAAHHHH!"

So funny.
 
i used to get shit for my silencers but not much because there's usually a lining of snow censoring the guns. i have too many NS stickers on my helmet, so i can't wait to be asked 'What's NS?".
 
hahaha this thread is hella funny

the best thing to do is slowly get closer and closer to them, or accuse them of stealing something from your friend, it gets the funniest reaction ever
 
i usually go for the more normal approach.

if i can tell that they ski and not a gaper i usually ask where theyve been skiing and such

or if they are listening to music what they got on.

or if its any hot chick ill just start talking to them about them, always gets them, and am always sure to drop my name in there and try to get theres.
 
haha

I always pretend to have conversations and be as loud as possible just be like

" hey man whatsup? (pause) I have some fucking BAD news, they found my fucking meth lab (pause)yeah, and my sister was home and they raped her. (pause) yeah, I only have 10 pounds of meth left that I had hidden. Do you think you could sell me some crack? (long pause) alright sounds good where are you? (pause) SICK your at the top? Im almost at the top I'll see you in like 2 minutes....k bye

and then a long awkward silence untill you get to the top
 
I have a story...

So I'm on the Summit Stage today headed to MSO with my new skis that aren't mounted yet, and the lady sitting in front of me staring asks me where my poles were. WTF?
 
Usually in the lift line right before I get on the chair I can get a good feel for what kind of unsuspecting tourist I have the pleasure of riding up with. My favorite thing is when I know they are the kind of person who is gonna put the bar down right away, I lean forword to unbuckle my boots or something so that the bar will kinda hit me on the helmet before they see what I am doing. Then I freak out on em with a WHAT THE FUCK MAN? CANT YOU WAIT A SEC BEFORE PUTTING THE BAR DOWN? It makes them feel really uncomfortable and awkword and usually silences them after they say the classic oh im sorry. Then me and my buds with talk about how people from wherever this guy is obviosly from are fuckin gay and retarded. Its definitly the best one to pull on queebecers.
 
i usually make shit as awkward as possible when its me and my buddies plus an extra.

make up fucked up stories from parties the night before.

talk about dealing drugs, or being on a wide array of drugs

offer them fucked up drugs

talk about how wasted you are right now.

talk about fucked up sexual acts

talk about beating up women.
 
Ask them how many bones you think they would break if you accidently pushed them off the lift at that moment.
Ask them if they are a virgin
Ask them if they use protection when participating in intercourse
 
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