*CONTEST ENTRY* - ON3P Worst Topsheet Ever 2023

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ON3P’s Worst Topsheet Ever Contest is BACK for 2023 - having concluded that another round of terrible designs is, in fact, a terrible idea, we’ve gone back to the contest’s original roots in the [tag=123327]@Newschoolers[/tag] forums, and lowered the bar yet again.

After years of sifting sh*t to crown top turds on the pile, for ‘23 we wanted to kickoff the annual thread by being explicit in how we pick finalists + winners: it is a Best / Worst that we are looking for - a truly hideous concept, designed exceptionally well.

The GrizzlyCorn is the champ of all champs, and case-in-point: the 2014 winner ( [tag=88120]@chad.mckenna[/tag] stand up!) was so awfully awesome, we received too many direct requests to not build it. It was redesigned for production, adopted into early versions of our Custom Builder, and remains one of our best selling customs to-date.

So against our better judgment, here we are again, hoping that you feral internet barbarians can muster up some design magic - or at the very least, make us all laugh :) That might be too much to ask but as always, we will be giving away three (3) pairs of custom skis with YOUR terrible topsheets:

-People's Choice

-Staff Pick (NS + ON3P Factory voting panel)

-Voter Raffle

Before we open Pandora’s box - PLEASE READ THE RULES CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS SHOT. Every year we have several entries that have to be disqualified for one reason or another. This tragedy can be averted by possessing a 3rd-grade reading level + basic human decency - we shouldn’t have to say this, but any racist, homophobic, or sexist content will be immediately disqualified. The contest is open for submissions via THIS THREAD until JUNE 23, 2023. Anything we deem too offensive will be deleted, and if you really go too far, the mod’s might even ban you too. Keep it within the realms of acceptability folks, it’s really not that hard.

We’ll be choosing our top 5 finalists to take part in the voting round, and then you’ll have 7 days (6/24-6/30) to gather as many votes as possible from the vile validity of your art. First pair of customs will go to a lucky winner of the Voter's Raffle. For the other two pairs, we'll be picking our personal favorite for Staff Pick, and the internet at-large will decide on Fan Favorite - if and ONLY IF those two are the same entry, then the winner will be able to pick a custom ski of their own from the lineup in addition to their own Worst Topsheet. It’s never happened because chaos reigns supreme in years’ past, but you never know…

HOW TO ENTER:

1. Download blank template (linked below)

2. Fill blank template with "art"

3. Possess or create a newschoolers.com username - https://www.newschoolers.com/register

4. Submit and attach entry within this thread via "Choose Files" button

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL RULES: https://shop.on3pskis.com/pages/worst-topsheet-ever-terms-conditons



CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD BLANK SKI TEMPLATE: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/v2khxddgrsfkatetrjvv4/h?dl=0&rlkey=pkebghtfhxst4g1etcex4rm09

With that, we cordially invite you to do your Worst.

? [tag=104013]@ON3P[/tag]

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:18:32am

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:20:53am
 
This got me thinking, what would be the ugliest possible kit?

Ruroc Helmet

Chimi Goggles

Dope SnowJacket

Virtika Pants

J Skis

Marker Griffons

....what else am I missing? I feel like there arent really ugly boots?
 
14540090:GrandThings said:
This got me thinking, what would be the ugliest possible kit?

Ruroc Helmet

Chimi Goggles

Dope SnowJacket

Virtika Pants

J Skis

Marker Griffons

....what else am I missing? I feel like there arent really ugly boots?

please make a topsheet combining all of that
 
14540090:GrandThings said:
This got me thinking, what would be the ugliest possible kit?

Ruroc Helmet

Chimi Goggles

Dope SnowJacket

Virtika Pants

J Skis

Marker Griffons

....what else am I missing? I feel like there arent really ugly boots?

Louis Vuitton ski boots

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**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 11:23:34am

**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 11:23:58am
 
topic:ON3P said:
View attachment 1071911

ON3P’s Worst Topsheet Ever Contest is BACK for 2023 - having concluded that another round of terrible designs is, in fact, a terrible idea, we’ve gone back to the contest’s original roots in the [tag=123327]@Newschoolers[/tag] forums, and lowered the bar yet again.

After years of sifting sh*t to crown top turds on the pile, for ‘23 we wanted to kickoff the annual thread by being explicit in how we pick finalists + winners: it is a Best / Worst that we are looking for - a truly hideous concept, designed exceptionally well.

The GrizzlyCorn is the champ of all champs, and case-in-point: the 2014 winner ( [tag=88120]@chad.mckenna[/tag] stand up!) was so awfully awesome, we received too many direct requests to not build it. It was redesigned for production, adopted into early versions of our Custom Builder, and remains one of our best selling customs to-date.

So against our better judgment, here we are again, hoping that you feral internet barbarians can muster up some design magic - or at the very least, make us all laugh :) That might be too much to ask but as always, we will be giving away three (3) pairs of custom skis with YOUR terrible topsheets:

-People's Choice

-Staff Pick (NS + ON3P Factory voting panel)

-Voter Raffle

Before we open Pandora’s box - PLEASE READ THE RULES CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS SHOT. Every year we have several entries that have to be disqualified for one reason or another. This tragedy can be averted by possessing a 3rd-grade reading level + basic human decency - we shouldn’t have to say this, but any racist, homophobic, or sexist content will be immediately disqualified. The contest is open for submissions via THIS THREAD until JUNE 23, 2023. Anything we deem too offensive will be deleted, and if you really go too far, the mod’s might even ban you too. Keep it within the realms of acceptability folks, it’s really not that hard.

We’ll be choosing our top 5 finalists to take part in the voting round, and then you’ll have 7 days (6/24-6/30) to gather as many votes as possible from the vile validity of your art. First pair of customs will go to a lucky winner of the Voter's Raffle. For the other two pairs, we'll be picking our personal favorite for Staff Pick, and the internet at-large will decide on Fan Favorite - if and ONLY IF those two are the same entry, then the winner will be able to pick a custom ski of their own from the lineup in addition to their own Worst Topsheet. It’s never happened because chaos reigns supreme in years’ past, but you never know…

HOW TO ENTER:

1. Download blank template (linked below)

2. Fill blank template with "art"

3. Possess or create a newschoolers.com username - https://www.newschoolers.com/register

4. Submit and attach entry within this thread via "Choose Files" button

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL RULES: https://shop.on3pskis.com/pages/worst-topsheet-ever-terms-conditons



CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD BLANK SKI TEMPLATE: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/v2khxddgrsfkatetrjvv4/h?dl=0&rlkey=pkebghtfhxst4g1etcex4rm09

With that, we cordially invite you to do your Worst.

? [tag=104013]@ON3P[/tag]

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:18:32am

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:20:53am

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14540186:r00kie said:
Eerily dark Dale meme there.
14540188:ASSholebomber22 said:
At first i was like hell yeah

Then i was like oh nooooooo

My bad boys, ngl Ive been a bit of a menace. Heres a reworked "Do It For Dale" thats a more cheerful.

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topic:ON3P said:
View attachment 1071911

ON3P’s Worst Topsheet Ever Contest is BACK for 2023 - having concluded that another round of terrible designs is, in fact, a terrible idea, we’ve gone back to the contest’s original roots in the [tag=123327]@Newschoolers[/tag] forums, and lowered the bar yet again.

After years of sifting sh*t to crown top turds on the pile, for ‘23 we wanted to kickoff the annual thread by being explicit in how we pick finalists + winners: it is a Best / Worst that we are looking for - a truly hideous concept, designed exceptionally well.

The GrizzlyCorn is the champ of all champs, and case-in-point: the 2014 winner ( [tag=88120]@chad.mckenna[/tag] stand up!) was so awfully awesome, we received too many direct requests to not build it. It was redesigned for production, adopted into early versions of our Custom Builder, and remains one of our best selling customs to-date.

So against our better judgment, here we are again, hoping that you feral internet barbarians can muster up some design magic - or at the very least, make us all laugh :) That might be too much to ask but as always, we will be giving away three (3) pairs of custom skis with YOUR terrible topsheets:

-People's Choice

-Staff Pick (NS + ON3P Factory voting panel)

-Voter Raffle

Before we open Pandora’s box - PLEASE READ THE RULES CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS SHOT. Every year we have several entries that have to be disqualified for one reason or another. This tragedy can be averted by possessing a 3rd-grade reading level + basic human decency - we shouldn’t have to say this, but any racist, homophobic, or sexist content will be immediately disqualified. The contest is open for submissions via THIS THREAD until JUNE 23, 2023. Anything we deem too offensive will be deleted, and if you really go too far, the mod’s might even ban you too. Keep it within the realms of acceptability folks, it’s really not that hard.

We’ll be choosing our top 5 finalists to take part in the voting round, and then you’ll have 7 days (6/24-6/30) to gather as many votes as possible from the vile validity of your art. First pair of customs will go to a lucky winner of the Voter's Raffle. For the other two pairs, we'll be picking our personal favorite for Staff Pick, and the internet at-large will decide on Fan Favorite - if and ONLY IF those two are the same entry, then the winner will be able to pick a custom ski of their own from the lineup in addition to their own Worst Topsheet. It’s never happened because chaos reigns supreme in years’ past, but you never know…

HOW TO ENTER:

1. Download blank template (linked below)

2. Fill blank template with "art"

3. Possess or create a newschoolers.com username - https://www.newschoolers.com/register

4. Submit and attach entry within this thread via "Choose Files" button

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL RULES: https://shop.on3pskis.com/pages/worst-topsheet-ever-terms-conditons



CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD BLANK SKI TEMPLATE: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/v2khxddgrsfkatetrjvv4/h?dl=0&rlkey=pkebghtfhxst4g1etcex4rm09

With that, we cordially invite you to do your Worst.

? [tag=104013]@ON3P[/tag]

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:18:32am

**This thread was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 10:20:53am

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please make me win
 
Okay, So I don't see any rules against more than one design. So here are three.

I went for "worst" in a different direction. Something to truly make this top sheet offensive to look at. I can make tweaks, and censor as I need to even photoshop on some clothes/bandages where necessary. But put away your MS paint, and whip out the photoshop. With new AI assisted tools, the future is here. And we are coming to your local ski resort.

no b& pls.
 
By chance if only one submission is allowed, this is the final.

I tried to make this as offensive but still unlikely to get you kicked off the mountain. Can use photoshop to censor where needed and adjust/tune the grotesque as needed.

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**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 8:41:35pm
 
14540199:Kelmarit said:
Okay, So I don't see any rules against more than one design. So here are three.

I went for "worst" in a different direction. Something to truly make this top sheet offensive to look at. I can make tweaks, and censor as I need to even photoshop on some clothes/bandages where necessary. But put away your MS paint, and whip out the photoshop. With new AI assisted tools, the future is here. And we are coming to your local ski resort.

no b& pls.

You seem like someone who struggles to make eye contact with anyone close to their age
 
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trust me, these will sell like hot cakes... originally from [tag=276644]@muffMan.[/tag] but I decided they could not be left out
 
I don’t know if I’ve ever WTF’d so hard before at a ski graphic

14540200:Kelmarit said:
By chance if only one submission is allowed, this is the final.

I tried to make this as offensive but still unlikely to get you kicked off the mountain. Can use photoshop to censor where needed and adjust/tune the grotesque as needed.

View attachment 1071973

**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2023 at 8:41:35pm
 
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