Conspiracy Theory

GeneralButtNaked

GeneralButtNaked

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The new 20 dollar bills (USD) have been confirmed to have RFID tags in them. This was found out by a guy who was setting off anti theft alarms at a truck stop and it was said his wallet was setting them off by the employees. He got curious of what was in the money and put them in the microwave one after another and they all burned uniformly, from andrew jacksons right eye. The guy says that now he will wrap his 20's in tin foil. I think the goverment knows too much.

works cited-
http://www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html

 
/\ have to have like 70 percent of the money left to be replaiced.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
Theres no percentage, just the 2 serial number in the corner, and the amount.

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I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
 
the us government captured osama bin laddin months or even maybe years ago. Thats why there havent been any of those videos of him released to the media. Hmmmm I amagine that he will magically re-appear and be caught in time for the presidential elections so Bush can use it as election propaganda!!

what time is it?.....4:20
 
like he needs any more bull-shit propoganda, ok i sound, rash or something, im sure theres good in that head somewhere, but right now i just cant see it. but shhh, were being watched *eyes dart*

*live 4 life*

~Shelby~
 
what do u mean, uninformly from his right eye

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
awesome so next time i microwave a 20 ill think twice

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
man i just microwaved 400$ and now im broke. thanks guys

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
wow, dude did they burn from the eye?

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
Some where there is some rich fat evil genius sitting at his computer telling people this so people will microwave their 20's, so the value of his fortune will go up.

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
(If you didnt notice, this is a plot stolen from the bond movie goldfinger.)

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
Personally I think it was all Elvis man. He's out there some where just sitting there laughing at all of us. That fat old geezer proabaly eating a fried bananna sandwich just laughing at us. That's pretty messed up man.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
fried banana sandwiches with peanutbutter are the shit

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
i dont have enough 20's to spare to go sticking them in the microwave. plus i live in canada so i'd be a dumbass to burn my canadian money.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
ya but you have a point. i take a trip to the US and i'm broke within a day. damn canadian/monopoly money

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
It's not only money................companies are starting to put those RFD tags in everything ,clothing ,automobiles,.....everything

 
shift986

or whatever

Osama hasn't been captured, He doesn't need to be, Bush buoght him and his family a remote island and built them a mansion. It's true. Look into it.

It's scary how good friends the bush n bin ladens are

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
You know what was the real reson for the Iraq war? no it wasnt the threat of terrorism, it was because we wanted to show the world that we are not pussies. and we can take you out in a moments noticed and no one can stop us! MUAHAHAH!

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
i probaly will once i get skis it probbaly wont work cause im canadain are goverment isnt smart enough to do something like that

skiing is like fucking a chick the faster u go the better it gets.

i swear to drunk im not god

 
What?

Our government isn't smart enough?

Don't you mean Our government is't fucking retarted enough to put chips in their money, causing widespread paranioa and resulting in a society where trust has become a luxury no one can afford?

Putting pricy chips in money to see where it goes is the stupidest idea ive ever fucking heard.

canada rules.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
this is the sickest practical joke ever. hats off to this guy. he's getting us to burn our money in the microwave to see if it'll burn from andrew jacksons eye.

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Do you guys not know how a microwave works?

Nothing will even get warp unless there's water molecules inside it. Money definately does not have water in it..or shouldn't.

It's all a load of crapola.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
not really, no. cut a grape in half, cut one of those in half, to the skin, and put in the microwave and see what happens.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
money should have to have water molecules inside it because it comes from trees, and have you ever put metal in the microwave?

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
it just gets real hot, so if there is a chip in it, it could catch the paper around it on fire

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shift689 and ski_pimp

give me some evidence PLEASE that osama is in our control

if someone sends me $10 i'll burn a 20 and take a picture

but anyways just becasue the paper burns from his eye doesnt measn its a RFID device, possibly its a special ink or something, those new twenties are crazy with anti-conterfiet devices. or mabye it is a traking device

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One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.

 
They have no reason to track us by our money this is stupid their are millions of $20 bills so they gain nuthin from knowing where they are and they dont even know who the person is just because of a teacking device this is the dumbest thread ever

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
ridiculous

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
Im with smokinskier on this one. Why the hell would you ever put a chip in a 20 dollar bill to track it? It could change hands over 5 times a day and besides that, you would have literally millions of 20s out there. There wouldnt be any way to track them all down and the cost to put them in every 20 would be huge. They would pay a ton of money for nothing. Even the government isnt that dumb. This is stupid and anyone who honestly believes this shit should just calm down and find the real reason they are so screwed up.

 
Ridetweaks, actually money doesn't come from trees, it's 100% cotton, just weaved to seem like paper.

A grape has water molecules in it.

Osama is in our control, and you ask for evidence? Ok, look into the new tv show called Conspiracy Theories, I think it's on discovery, and you'll be shocked at how the bush and bin ladens families are entwined. They share everything, bin ladens supply money for bush's campaigns, shipping companies, all sorts of shit, and in return gets a % of the companies profits, giving the bin ladens a legitamits front to fund terrorist attacks. it's all right there to be seen, just go find it.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
^ i didnt know that but howcome it doesnt shrink when it goes through the wash? but still cotton comes from a plant so it would have water molecules

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
you're right, but it doesn't have water in it anymore, just atmopheric moisture.

It doesn't shrink for a number or reasons....period.

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
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