CONGRATS TO BLAKE NYMAN (sorry Banks)

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Hey Folks,

Just letting you know our star athlete Blake Nyman (sorry Banks) recently got engaged to his longtime girlfriend of 3 months....er weeks? Regardless of whether he's in a business meeting, hanging out with friends, or training for the upcoming season, Blake always puts his girlfriend first by speaking with her on his iPhone, or messaging her on his Black Berry (BBM). After a passionate 3 month (weeks?) courtship, Blake and Rose decided to tie the knot.

The wedding is tentatively scheduled to take place in Las Vegas on April the Fourth of September. Andrew Hathaway aka DJ Hathbanger is scheduled to play the event and finger sandwiches will be served throughout the evening. All are invited to attend the event with the exception of all you dream catcher wearing gypsies (sorry Banks). Although we at Surface Skis embrace all styles of dress both on and off the mountain, Blake's fiancé.http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4966 is adamantly opposed to letting his past style preferences be stringed along in the next chapter of their life.

In a recent interview with a magazine you've never heard of, Blake commented, "I knew she was the one when she promised to hook up with me after we got married"

If you have an account on NS, you are cordially invited to celebrate this wondrous occasion with our star athlete (sorry Banks) and his fiancé. They will be honeymooning at Doug Bishop's apartment in Montreal.

For anyone underage, in school, or with prior obligations on April the Fourth of September, Shay Williams is the official wedding photographer and will post minute by minute tweets about the event.

With Love,

- Surface Skis
 
ahahaha this is one of the most amazing things I have ever read.

Surface Skis is all about Creative Writing.
 
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ahhh man i wish i could come celebratae this joyous occasion but april the fourth of september is just a brutal day for me. Good luck though!
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA great photo !

Is this real? does this mean hes still gonna ski and film with nimubs? why doesnt he like tight pants anymore? wtf dude...hope your still shreddin. just kidding. marriage is always serious, specially in vegas!
 
honestly, there are going to be so many people who believe this, just like the TJ in Love thing (wait there isnt going to be a show?). Every blake nyman thread for now on will have the stupid kids asking if he really got married.
regardless, this was hysterical, i heart surface
 
Hey! C'mon guys! That photo was supposed to be saved for the reception. It's a special present from Doug Bishop to Rose.
 
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