CONDOMS

haha I've seen that before

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
haha shitty

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
hahah

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-

 
bahaha i bet that guy is regretting his sexual decisions at the moment

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
haha yeah i saw that already, and every time i see it i just want to beat the hell out of that kid, he needs a serious ass whoopping, i'm not talking abuse, but disipline, my kid is NOT going to be pulling that kind of shit.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
haha shut up you fucking kid

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
oh fuck that was good, i wasnt expecting it

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
i love the comical twist at the end. that kid does need a serious ass whooping. stone cold style. man that kid got annoying right quick

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FUCK. The most versatile word in the English language
 
wow. i havent seen d-loc around for a while. where the hell have you been?

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

Join the Underground Hip_Hop Cult!

Message me to get in.

"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
 
^^haha no joke i would probably just sell the little fucker off to slavery

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.com: Have you hated on anyone today?

I dated a girl who is 30. It works out fine till the bio clock starts waging internal warfare on her inner psychi and makes her crave children like no other. Then all of a sudden you're like, "holy shit, this is no bueno." -JackBach
 
other countries have sick commercials, we just have those dumb ass trojan commercials

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
yeah d loc just came outta no where i havent seen him on here for months

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f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
 
hahaha, owned.

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†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
That was fucking halarious.

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

Naw not if they're on mountain bikes. See we/they aren't like your typical goober mountain bikers, they can pedal pretty damned fast especially if they had a sexually violated, pissed off moose chasing them. - skiierman

I ride with the big Guns.

 
i never expected that...hahahaha

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hahaha that was awesome

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
haha that guy twirling was amazing

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
hahahaha yes, that little spinning dude was simply incredible.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army


'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
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