Condom Of Choice

[RalphLauren.]

fuck condoms. plunder her anus. DRY

 

[terrible_skier]

condoms are for pussys.

see what i did?

 

[malonius_funk]

i heard if you wash out the vag with holy water after you jizz inside it then she can't get preggo.

 

[gotti]

no ur names vince

 

[E.C.]

this

 

[J.M]

Well, I got my nightly laugh tonight. Thank you NSG.

 

[rareison]

Lost it so fucking hard.

 

[Banane.]

Why not ?

 

[maximiliaan]

i always use these,

 

[stizzle]

Just make sure you get one big enough to fit both of your balls in it. If those boys aren't covered up she's gonna get preggo for sure.

 

[Peter.]

too afraid to use these

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

 

[little1337]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Capernicus]

If it's her first time too, then wear one (think blood). Try to get her on BC.

In High School, there is no worse feeling than your girl saying she missed her period or is "late".

btw Durex ftw. But it really doesn't matter.

 

[BrewskiJr]

Fuck that man.

At ANY POINT IN YOUR LIFE there is no worse feeling than your girl saying she missed her period or is late.

 

[ItsAlwaysSunny]

find them at your local burger joint today!
french-canadiens and their flavored condoms...

 

[Enstrut]

rubber glove...

 

[zagfan5]

king size.

 

[collinder]

Doritos Bag and Rubber Band

 

[Zimmerman]

mother of god that sounds like 15 minutes of straight hell...

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I wouldn't trust Indians with my balls

 

[hey-dude-its-me]

agreed.

although being incorrectly diagnosed with genital herpes and living with that for a week until my doctor told me it wasn't the right test was pretty bad too.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

MY choice is natural luburcante screw condoms