Condom disposal

[snowbird4life]

"who uses a rubber?" thats how my friends think, but fuck that dude get some ultra thins and your fucking good to go.... no worries mate.

 

[sniper_6]

i wrap it in tissues then throw it out my car window when i go for a drive

 

[johanblaze]

ahahahaha been there

 

[johanblaze]

wait didn't you just lose your virginity like yesterday?

 

[Lauren9]

haha funny story...my friend's boyfriend got rid of his in the toilet at her house, and last weekend her little cousins were over and clogged her toilet, so her grandpa started plunging and a shit load of condoms came up...haha how uncomfortable it must have been for her

 

[johanblaze]

or for grandpa...

 

[Lauren9]

actually yah, i would have died had i been in her place

 

[spyder1]

ya i remember seeing that forum.

 

[sacchettiadam]

is it that hard to figure out where to put a little piece of latex?

 

[Lateralis]

just toss them in the ditch

 

[DunDunDun]

toss that shit under the bed

 

[wvskier17]

put them in peoples backpacks at school when they arent looking

 

[Lateralis]

what the fuck are you doing bringing your used semen filled condoms to school?

 

[FartBoy05]

i feed them to my dog

 

[stinkypoodangle]

what is a condom?

 

[C.Stone]

i make her swallow the whole condom

 

[sconniestyle]

make her eat them for making you wear them. or blow it up like a balloon and throw it at her, so when it breaks, she gets a facial.

 

[.John.]

I wrap mune up in a tortilla, sprinkle cheese on it, and make myself a nice quesodilla

 

[STAUSS]

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahaha

YUUJM

 

[STAUSS]

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahaha

YUUJM

 

[skiierman]

I usually have her give me head afterward and by then I'm limp so it just slips off into her throat.

 

[Ryno]

Sweet thread keith

 

[Dylan_]

hid it towards the bottom, risk your hand in the garbage. and cover it up. that's what i do, haven't got cought.

knock on wood

 

[Concord]

what are condoms?

 

[prosnurfer]

leave em under the bed for my mom to clean up later

 

[bsmith01]

My friend's mom found one of his in his trash can. He made up some story that he was just trying them out and she actually believed him. Now he just throws them in the back of his guitar amp and I guess hes super lazy about actually emptying it.

 

[ECfreeski3]

haha most retarded thread ever, but it made me realize how happy i am to not have to worry about finding all the little scraps of wrapper around my bed while living at home, that was awkward shit.

 

[freshlyDIPPED]

i wish i could give you more karma

 

[alev]

yeah really environmentally friendly you cockass. i dont think those have a single percentage of bio-degradability.

 

[notomatoplz]

obviously i stick it under my pillow and get a few quarters from the used condom fairy...

 

[rj.]

throw em in my dogs bowl

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

she swallows it

yes Im talking about the condom no Im not serious

 

[HamFaceGirl]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha must taste good

 

[Joshua.]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

jk her mouth was waaaaaaaaayyyy too full.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

you are a little whore

 

[-Kieran-]

i wear it on my head

 

[urbanjib]

ummm tie a knot, slip in back in the package, and toss that shit out da window...or tuck it into a food container, and just throw it in the trash...or just make her use BC...

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

i thought about it and i realized that either ryno has so much time on his hands that he can go searching through 3 years worth of threads to find this or he himself was searching for condom disposal methods.

 

[Tucks]

The Trash? That is usually where mine go

 

[spruitm]

tie it and shove it back in her

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

just reuse it on a different bitch.

 

[KarmaInitiative]

eat it, its what all the cool kids do

 

[no_steeze]

make the bitch eat it of course

 

[dmc12380]

i just leave it on my dick, saves money and time. but if you wana pee just poke a little hole at the tip.

 

[TimmyK]

Condoms, nobody uses them anymore... and just remember to pull out!

 

[SteezyThug]

Haha i always just flush them. I never know what to do with the wrappers though so i just rip those up into tiny pieces and flush it too. Any other ideas?

 

[patrickstar]

this thread made me howl

just reuse em

 

[laurence^]

^ cool idea hansel

I toilet them each and every time because im cool like that

 

[patrickstar]

yea like what if someone like me or a squirrel comes across it and thinks its food, then what, how bad would you feel

 

[patrickstar]

Never take it off. CLAIM.