Condom disposal

i throw em in the toilet because if my mom sees one in the trash she would flip...but if ur outdoors just huck that shit hahaha
 
make sure you empty the trash regularly though, they stink. i had a garbage can that i hardly used, and i was hooking up with this girl i was seeing a few times a day/many times at night. and i put all them in the garbage, and it was there for like 2 months. it is the most foul, undescribable smell ever. bletch.
 
wrap it up in toilet paper and put it in your trash. Honestly does your mom go through every piece of tissue in your trash or what?
 
i flush, take my chances. or in high school when id have to do it in the car alot id just check it out the window as a drove away
 
how do people tie it in a knot. I don't even want to come close to handling it that much. I walk to the bathroom real quick, peel it off, flush that shit, and then rinse myself off and go back to bed... is that weird..
 
trash, wrapped in tissues- reduces smell and chance of parents seeing it, id recommend avoiding the toilet cause sometimes they dont flush, they'll end up floating on top the next morning-not good news
 
I write the girls name on it and superglue it to the day on my secret calender. As a long term goal, I want each and everyday of the year to have experienced fun-filled hardcore sex with me.
 
bahahaha ya you eat them or you can also drape them over your mothers doornob they always love to find that
 
When I lived at my parents house I would wrap it in TP and then flush it. It seemed like wrapping in TP would reduce the chances of it not flushing.
 
if you are that stupid that you don't know how to throw a condom away, you shouldn't be allowed to put your dick in a vagina.
 
last year out english teacher said a teacher found a letter on the ground from a dude that wrote to his girlfriend about loving her, and stapled his condom from their first time to it to remember it. the teacher didn't say who it was though. it was probably a middle schooler seeing as they all had stds
 
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