Concussion # 5

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InfernoHits

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well this past weekend I recieved my 5th concussion disastering a kinked rail... thats the 3rd one from skiing and I had a helmet on too. Doctors are telling me its dangerous to get this many, oops

 
u see u put the helmet on ur head not in ur backpack

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a kid in my school has 12 from hockey, he twitches all the time

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one word for you, bro MOUTHGUARD. I kid you not. The main cause of concussions is your jaws smacking together when you hit. Your top jaw bone is responsible for a lot of the hit your brain takes. Most people think athletes wear mouthguards so they don't bite off their tongues, etc, but they are actually designed to prevent concussions. Get yourself one. They aren't so bad. When I played lacrosse and football I used to flavor mine with life savers so it was like sucking on a lolly pop the whole practice or game. Do your brain a favor, get one :) hope that helps

getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
 
he's absolutely right ^, that and a helmet should protect you well enough.

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ive had a couple mild ones, but i dont really count them unless they are major

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i had a couple from skiing, i played hockey for 14 years and i never got injured once, oh yeah it was great

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4 to my name. along with the 4th one i fractured my skull, so that one really sucked

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got you all beat.... 16. 9 minor-semi major, 7 major. lost conciousness 8 times.

occured from skiing, biking, football, and other stupid shit. the only real side effect i feel today is if I stare at something for a while or read in low light, my visions shakes back and fourth, which does suck.

 
next time that happens you'll go brain dead. actually probably not, hockey players get those all the time. That's still not good though.

-Michelle
 
Luckily only one for me, it's weird though, cause it was on my mountain bike and I just remember waking up from it and thinking I was in my bed with a splitting headache, and I looked back and saw this jump and my bike right there, and I was just completely confused.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Well i think we should all pack our bags and go home. TyM has us beat with 16, but are they all from skiing? Thats rough dude, it can't be to good for you either, the moouthguard idea is good too. Thanks.

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concussion contest. ooh ooh, lemme play!

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

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this reminds me of reggie ray from not another teen movie

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i had 2 major ones last year in football within a week. Doctor told me that i couldnt play, i told him i was going to play no matter what but now i have to be real careful cuz im prone to them getting them cuz i got them in such a short period of time, so like if i fall on my ass i can get one cuz it sends a shock wave through your spine up into your brain, crazy shit man.

 
for those of you who want to flavor the mouthguard: boil some water and stir in your flavor of choice. some examples are: breath mints (work the best), life savers, tic tacs(kind of weak though), and jolly ranchers work pretty well and have great flavors. After boiling those in, stick your mouth guard in for about 5 mins, take it out and bite down and hold it there so it shapes to your bite. Mmmm... enjoy!

getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
 
^ haha skiguy

thats exactly what i was thinking

we need a scoreboard!

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hows the view from sugar heaven bitch?

hey farva, whats that restaurant with all that shit on the walls and the mozarella sticks?

Shenanigans?

do u know what i pulled u over for?

littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and smokin the reefer

liscense and registration please...chickenfuck
 
I've had 5 as well, welcome to the club buddy

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i win...i have ZERO....lol

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arent you declared handicapped after a certain amount? i heard that somewhere

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
If you haven't had at least 3-4 major concussions... you're not trying hard enough.

No seriously though... I've only had one minor one from skiing. I guess I'm a pussy like that.

 
Get a shockdoctor mouthguard. I always wear one for cliffs/rails and it saves concussions. Read their website.

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