Computer virus

ive heard there was an monkey that was resistent to the virus, and with that monkey you can make an cure against it.

sooo find that monkey
 
What version of Windows are you running?

And I would start by saying you should download and install MalwareBytes from here http://www.malwarebytes.org/ Depending on the virus you may or may not be able to do this, but I'll assume you can. I would also recommend downloading and installing SuperAntiSpyware Free from here http://www.superantispyware.com/download.html

When those two are installed, make sure you update them, then run a scan with each. It should detect whatever virus it is that you have, and remove it. If that's successful, I would recommend downloading CCleaner from here http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner and running it to clear traces of the virus (it also empties your temporary internet files and such which helps your computer run a little better).

If you still have issues, post again in the thread and I'll see what else you can do.

By the way though, what is the virus doing on your computer?
 
^agree with malwarebytes. I recently got a virus. Not sure how. fixed it in like 10 mins. I also use hijack this and msconfig, but you dont wanna fuck around with those unless you know what you are doing
 
DO NOT USE COMBOFIX ^

If you go ahead and use ComboFix without knowing what you're doing you will seriously fuck up your computer. If you need to use ComboFix, I highly suggest going to a malware forum trained with it and having them guide you through it. The makers of it assume no responsibility for it if you cause your computer to stop booting or anything.
 
yeah, on second though...combofix is a bit sketchy however that shit works well when it does work.

also, screencaps of the virus will help tremendously. you are able to get onto the internet so that's a good start
 
step 1. unplug power cordstep 2. open windowstep 3. throw computer out windowstep 4. hope hard drive breaksstep 5. call dell and return your piece of shit computerstep 6. buy a macstep 7. profit
 
No, for me it was more like this

1. buy mac

2. realize you just dropped 2000 to access facebook, newschoolers, and porn

3. watch lots of porn

4. watch more porn

5. make fun of roommate because he got virus from porn and had to wait 5 days for a new computer to come in

6. watch even more porn

7. profit
 
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