comn soon d-lites dicatholon

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//d-lite//

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ther will be dope ass events hers them

event one/ most beers drankn' in 15minutes preety much most beers drank in 15 minutes. we do this evet first so u r fuked up thru out the comp

event two/ snobalde big air/ u hav to be on snoblades/ cant use poles and its a big air comp/ u r judged on style/ cretivity/ ampiltude/and hard trick

event three/ water skiiming race/ ther is a race/ 5 ppl in a heat top 2 advance/ ther is water at end of race u hav to go over.

evet four/ freestyle rappn (d-lites fav) its a frestly rap comp/ u just battle and shyt/ just rap and kik roks/ shhot the breeze./ kik it w/ yo kats and lay dwn the trakcs

event 5/ rale jam (rales only) w/ normal skis (nosnoblades) its just all rales/ its a jam format/ u just do rales and shyt/ its a jam w/ music and riders chhos bets homie/ best homie is the winer

event 6/ snoman bulkinding contest/ (u dont hav to buklild a sno man) just build tyte shyt/ best shyt wins

event 7/ this is last evet this is a serous one too// timed slopstyle u r timed while going thru the slopstyle cosrees/ u r stille judged on ampiltude and crevtivty and shyt but fast time and best sciore win.

event 8 one more/ this is actually last one/ fire rale jam/ we set one rale on fire and first peerson to ge set on fire and grind the rale wins

questions commnens messgage me

hope to see u ther

date and time tba

'Gorilla Killaz'
 
where and when? no entry free right? just gotta bring our own beer? sounds fun, but what about us white guys who can't freestyle yo?

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
do we have teams?

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
yeah, d, we should make it a team thing

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
ya dude u guys shod just giv sum suggetstions yo// i dunno how i shod thro thias dwn but i think we need sum ppl to step fwd and help/ this can be a team evnts like 3 man teams/ i cant do this by my self/ plus it gotta be on the d low to yo//

'Gorilla Killaz'
 
Davis you and Jenson should be on my team, I will drink all the beers then you wont bust your ass on the rail. I can also do some racing because I have a pair of racing skis. I will also do the snowblade air because I will be faded and go huge.

Powder-Pig is a Blunt-Brother of mine, talk some shit and get popped by my nine.
 
this cold offer up some of the best crashes and nuttings of the season. Your gonna have to get this on tape for sure

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
nuttings eh? shouldve been filming that double kink at the slopestyle

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
haha, did anyone see the guys in the snowskate park after the comp? a guy on 1080's 50-50ed the snowskater kinked rail.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
fuck man, i pimp the snowskate park, all the snowskaters get pissed off cause they can barely make it to the rails

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
haha i remember when you went into the snow skate park chris. you tried the mini down kink. you fell on that one too!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
We should have the whole thing just in the snowskate park, haha.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
i think there should be a special event for special kids like ben and andy that involves butt sex and ostrich urine...so they have a better chance.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
Word D-Lite. I'll put that shit in next year's movie for sure. A DVD extra at the very least.

FOCUS your mind.

Reflective like velcro.

-alpentalik
 
xtreme sno-shoeing with cliff drops and rails and all, best trick wins.

xtreme shotgunning, whoever can shotgun beers or in all you youngins case pepsi twists the fastest wins.

Theres your events, lets go.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
did rowen just call someone a youngen?

and isn't it a 'dicathalon'....that would make it 2 events.

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be aware, ski with care
 
Thats right Smoking Blunts gets you respect, but rolling them gets you even more..We should have a roll off..anyone down for that. We all roll a fat joint or a blunt and meet at stevens and see who's artwork is the best. And compare in a fat session. Possibly this friday..? Stevens Pass Cannibus Cup 2003.

that's the only good idea that kid ever had.

EVENT 9

BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
 
woah woah, i'm taking no part of said 'dicathalon'. i'll be busy.

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be aware, ski with care
 
har har har

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
or curling...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

NoTeefa (In a conversation about the new Harry Potter Movie): 'it's almost orgasmic...'
 
i will be the fire dancing slut that happens at intermission.

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
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