First thing you need to know is that if you want to fit in at mountains in Oregon, u gotta rock the baggiest shit you've got, a jersey (FUBU is prefferable but South Pole and Phat Farm work also), a bandana, and at least 3 or 4 gold chains (maybe a Gucci purse for your stash/paper). And upside-down visors are all the rage. If you accomplish this, you're onto step two which is: The Lingo. you should always talk with a lisp and refer to guys as Maurice and girls as cunts (don't worry its not offensive here, just try it out and you will see what I mean). Ask for anything other than a zima or an appletini at a bar and people will look at you funny. When someone lands a sweet trick, don't yell any old shit you normally would, say something cool like "Sweet sassy molasseee!" or "Great Oden's Raven! That aerial manuever just gave me a ski chubby!" Keep this in mind and you will have a great time. One more thing, ski at Hoodoo or Cooper Spur, those places not only are primo ski areas, they are on the forefront of the freeskiing revolution. Cheers!
