Coming home drunk

when i have to come home wasted i try and make it as late as possible when i get there and then i go take a shower and brush my teeth then eat some food and act normal then go to sleep
 
I dont drink, but it happened to my brother.

Dad- "Hahahahaha oh gosh!"

Mom- "Drank a but too much there chum?"
 
i smoke ciggerettes, they make you look so much older and cooler, your parents wont even know who you are
 
for the people that say their parents would kill them:

talk to your parents about it and say that your not dumb when you go out and do it.

thats what i did and everyones cool now.
 
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